Category Archives: Miami Heat

The Last Time Greg Oden Started A Game…

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by Tommy Gimler

Serge Ibaka’s “attempt” to block a LeBron James’ throw down Thursday night left “The King” with a broken beak, and James will miss tonight’s game in Chicago against the Bulls as a result. Getting the start in his place? You guessed it: Greg Oden, who hasn’t started a game since December 5, 2009. That was four years, two months, and eighteen days ago.

Here Is A List Of Every NBA Player Who Has Played In More Games Than Greg Oden Since 2007

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by Tommy Gimler

What’s a bigger story on ESPN.com tonight than Tiger Woods firing a 61 in Akron, A-Rod, and Riley Cooper’s racism? You guessed it. It’s the NBA offseason signing of a guy who hasn’t played the game since 2009.

Customers Waiting In Line For LeBron’s New Shoes “Salute The Homie” Who Shot And Killed A Man Trying To Rob Them

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by Tommy Gimler

Outstanding video out of Atlanta this weekend, as some ass clown thought he could rob over two dozen people waiting in line to purchase LeBron James’ new shoes but instead was shot and killed by another thug in line who was also packing.

The Best Part Of The NBA Finals Was This Jackass

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by Tommy Gimler

While the last two games of the NBA Finals did provide several moments of awesome, the end result was about as predictable as the half hour after making a late night Taco Bell run.

Ass Clown Joey Crawford Is Reffing Game 6 So Load Up On The Heat

by Tommy Gimler

Need further proof that the NBA is more fixed than my wife’s purse dog? Joey Crawford, the ref who was once suspended for an entire postseason after ejecting Tim Duncan for laughing, will be in control of tonight’s game.

San Antonio Vs. Miami: A Closer, More Disgusting Look

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by Tommy Gimler

Usually when we take a closer look at the two cities battling for a major sports championship, the filthier, more crime-ridden city pulls it out. Then again, we’ve only done this once before, and it was for a league that wasn’t fixed.

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