Category Archives: Miami Heat

Shaq Loses Bet To Dwayne Wade And Is Forced To Show The World His Hairline

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by Tommy Gimler

Maybe next time he’ll just put a 10-spot on the Bucks-Heat game instead.

A Porn Site Says They Have Bid On The Naming Rights To The Miami Heat’s Arena

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by Tommy Gimler

It apparently “doesn’t get much more Miami than having the arena sponsored by BangBros.”

We Can Think Of Two Big Reasons Why This Kid Won The Baby Race At Yesterday’s Miami Heat Game

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by Tommy Gimler

Thirsty.

ESPN’s Tom Penn Thinks The Miami Heats’s Addition Of Shabazz Napier Will Keep It Going In “South Bitch”

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by Tommy Gimler

If that’s really what it’s called, then we finally get why mega-bitch Dwyane Wade loves playing there so much.

ESPN’s Bradford Doolittle Said The 2014 NBA Finals Would Be The Best Ever. He Was Fucking Wrong, Brah

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by Tommy Gimler

Usually Mel Kiper’s dog shit analysis alone is enough to question why in the hell I drop three bucks a month on being an ESPN INsider instead of using the cash for a gum job from a homeless broad under an I-5 overpass. But it looks like Bradford Doolittle saw Kiper’s bag of shit and raised him one.

The Miami Heat Will 3-Peat So Tell Me Something Else About The NBA Playoffs DUDcast

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by Tommy Gimler, Barry Murphy, and Mandatory’s Gary Dudak

We get together for a podcast almost as often as Melissa McCarthy sheds a few pounds, so when we actually take the time to gather around the kitchen table with a bottle of Johnnie Walker Black Label and 18 retro cans of Miller Lite and talk some shop, you know it’s going to be a winner.

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