Category Archives: Miami Heat

We Can Think Of Two Big Reasons Why This Kid Won The Baby Race At Yesterday’s Miami Heat Game

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by Tommy Gimler

Thirsty.

ESPN’s Tom Penn Thinks The Miami Heats’s Addition Of Shabazz Napier Will Keep It Going In “South Bitch”

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by Tommy Gimler

If that’s really what it’s called, then we finally get why mega-bitch Dwyane Wade loves playing there so much.

ESPN’s Bradford Doolittle Said The 2014 NBA Finals Would Be The Best Ever. He Was Fucking Wrong, Brah

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by Tommy Gimler

Usually Mel Kiper’s dog shit analysis alone is enough to question why in the hell I drop three bucks a month on being an ESPN INsider instead of using the cash for a gum job from a homeless broad under an I-5 overpass. But it looks like Bradford Doolittle saw Kiper’s bag of shit and raised him one.

The Miami Heat Will 3-Peat So Tell Me Something Else About The NBA Playoffs DUDcast

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by Tommy Gimler, Barry Murphy, and Mandatory’s Gary Dudak

We get together for a podcast almost as often as Melissa McCarthy sheds a few pounds, so when we actually take the time to gather around the kitchen table with a bottle of Johnnie Walker Black Label and 18 retro cans of Miller Lite and talk some shop, you know it’s going to be a winner.

The Last Time Greg Oden Started A Game…

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by Tommy Gimler

Serge Ibaka’s “attempt” to block a LeBron James’ throw down Thursday night left “The King” with a broken beak, and James will miss tonight’s game in Chicago against the Bulls as a result. Getting the start in his place? You guessed it: Greg Oden, who hasn’t started a game since December 5, 2009. That was four years, two months, and eighteen days ago.

Here Is A List Of Every NBA Player Who Has Played In More Games Than Greg Oden Since 2007

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by Tommy Gimler

What’s a bigger story on ESPN.com tonight than Tiger Woods firing a 61 in Akron, A-Rod, and Riley Cooper’s racism? You guessed it. It’s the NBA offseason signing of a guy who hasn’t played the game since 2009.

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