Category Archives: Southeast

Watch John Wall Totally Obliterate His Teammate’s Face With This Rocket Pass

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by Tommy Gimler

Any harder and this probably could have been considered a hate crime.

Markieff Morris Apparently Has Huge Nuts

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by Tommy Gimler

If stereotypes are your thing, then odds are Washington Wizards forward Markieff Morris is likely sporting one giant piece of blood lumber.

Atlanta’s Kent Bazemore Falling Asleep During Last Night’s Ass Pounding Pretty Much Sums Up The NBA Playoffs This Year

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by Tommy Gimler

Believe it or not, the city of Atlanta still has a professional basketball team, and they were pure dog shit last night.

We Can Think Of Two Big Reasons Why This Kid Won The Baby Race At Yesterday’s Miami Heat Game

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by Tommy Gimler

Thirsty.

The Truth!

Atlanta Hawks v Washington Wizards - Game Three

by Andy Ostroff

If you didn’t think it was going in when Paul Pierce got the ball at the end of Game 3 of the Wizards-Hawks series you probably haven’t been paying attention since 1998.

A Woman At The Hornets-Kings Game Got Smoked In The Face By A Basketball

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by Tommy Gimler

Sorry, ma’am. When you have front row seats to an NBA game, you have to make a decision before you enter the arena: Do you want to watch the fucking game, or do you want to play Candy Crush?

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