Category Archives: NBA

This Week’s Take 5

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by Kinner Shah

A quick look at the five sports stories from this week that really mattered.

Start Your Monday Off By Watching Boogie Cousins Get His Dick And Balls Grabbed By Buddy Hield

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by Tommy Gimler

Yeah, I’ll venture a guess that DeMarcus wasn’t there to finish the pick and roll this time around.

I Guess They Call Traveling In The NBA After All

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by Tommy Gimler

All it takes is for a superstar to take six steps while he’s holding onto the ball, I guess.

Joel Embiid Wants To Be An All-Star Just So He Can Hump Rihanna

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by Tommy Gimler

Don’t we all, buddy.

Bold Choice For TNT To Cut From Kind Words About Craig Sager To A Midget Stripper Promo Last Night

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by Tommy Gimler

Turner Sports broadcasting legend Craig Sager passed away yesterday at the age of 67 following a courageous battle with acute myeloid leukemia that lasted for more than two years.

It’s Official: Draymond Green Is Just A ‘Careless’ Asshole

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by Tommy Gimler

Unless, of course, Draymond Green can come up with a way to refute science.

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