Category Archives: Golden State Warriors

Cleveland Vs. Golden State (Oakland): A Closer, More Disgusting Look

2016 NBA Finals - Game Four

by Tommy Gimler

Because the NBA blows, the Cleveland Cavaliers and the Golden State Warriors will be meeting in the NBA Finals for the fourth consecutive year.

Did ABC 7′s Mike Shumann Really Steal A Jacket Belonging To Stephen Curry’s Bodyguard?

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by Tommy Gimler

Mike Shumann’s Twitter page says that he’s a sportscaster at ABC7 News, former San Francisco 49ers wide receiver and Super Bowl champion. What it doesn’t mention is that he’s also a big fan of taking other people’s shit. Allegedly, of course.

And Here We Have Draymond Green Calling A Female Ref A ‘F**king B*tch’

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by Tommy Gimler

There are obviously better ways to get a mega shoe deal than kicking other players in their dicks and telling a female ref she’s a “fucking bitch.”

Mia Khalifa Got Crushed On Twitter After Sending Steph Curry A Picture Of Her Feet

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by Tommy Gimler

Golden State Warriors star Steph Curry apparently has a foot fetish. In related news, Rex Ryan has a new friend.

Kevin Durant Named NBA Finals MVP But He Sucks Balls At Drinking Beer

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by Tommy Gimler

Hopefully you did something more constructive with your time last night, like repeatedly jamming a screwdriver up your peehole, for example, instead of watching what is easily the worst professional sports league in this great country (Hint: It’s the NBA) wrap up their postseason.

Fans Started Fighting At The End Of The Warriors-Cavs Game Because Of Some ‘Sucka Shit’

NBA finals game 2 fan fight

by Tommy Gimler

Funny. Those two words also best sum up the NBA’s product on the court right now.

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