Category Archives: Golden State Warriors

Kevin Durant Named NBA Finals MVP But He Sucks Balls At Drinking Beer

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by Tommy Gimler

Hopefully you did something more constructive with your time last night, like repeatedly jamming a screwdriver up your peehole, for example, instead of watching what is easily the worst professional sports league in this great country (Hint: It’s the NBA) wrap up their postseason.

Fans Started Fighting At The End Of The Warriors-Cavs Game Because Of Some ‘Sucka Shit’

NBA finals game 2 fan fight

by Tommy Gimler

Funny. Those two words also best sum up the NBA’s product on the court right now.

Huge Hypocrite Draymond Green Thought The Knicks Playing No Music During The First Half Today Was Pathetic

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by Frank Rhombus

Hello, kettle? Yeah, you’re black.

Markieff Morris Apparently Has Huge Nuts

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by Tommy Gimler

If stereotypes are your thing, then odds are Washington Wizards forward Markieff Morris is likely sporting one giant piece of blood lumber.

I Guess They Call Traveling In The NBA After All

russell westbrook traveling

by Tommy Gimler

All it takes is for a superstar to take six steps while he’s holding onto the ball, I guess.

It’s Official: Draymond Green Is Just A ‘Careless’ Asshole

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by Tommy Gimler

Unless, of course, Draymond Green can come up with a way to refute science.

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