Category Archives: Phoenix Suns

Phoenix Suns Dancer Eats Shit During Halftime Performance

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by Frank Rhombus

It should be beyond obvious that if we’re doing a story about the Phoenix Suns this year, it’s going to be because they’re doing anything but winning basketball games.

The DUD Dishes Out Its NBA Regular Season Awards

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by Tommy Gimler

Sure, the other guys are going to pick the best overall player, rookie, and coach. But only we dish out the awards that matter, like the best player with a Jihad beard.

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