Category Archives: Los Angeles Lakers

James Worthy Might Need A Fresh Set Of Drawers After Watching This Lakers Girl Do Her Thing


by Tommy Gimler

Breathe, James. Breathe.

Some Assholes Are Selling Bags Of Air From Kobe Bryant’s Last Game On eBay

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by Tommy Gimler

And some even bigger assholes are bidding thousands of dollars on them.

Kurt Rambis Likes Some Pretty Kinky Shit On Twitter

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by Frank Rhombus

Look, I like watching a broad who hates her father get a mouthful of cock just as much as the next guy. I’m just not telling my Twitter pals Rachel Nichols and Joel Osteen about it.

We Could Watch D’Angelo Russell Get Drilled In The Nuts All Day Long

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by Tommy Gimler

Looking for one play to sum up the 2015-16 Los Angeles Lakers season? A bullet pass to D’Angelo Russell’s cock and balls should do the trick.

God Bless Us Everyone, Except Swaggy P

Miami Heat v Los Angeles Lakers

by Eddie Bagelstein

It’s not often you see two Nick Young headlines in one day, or in one year for that matter. But yesterday, as I was being pummeled by my daily deluge of mind-shrinking media, I did just that.

Porn Star Says She’ll Blow Entire Lakers Team If They Win 47 Games

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by Tommy Gimler

If you’re looking for the perfect statement to summarize just how far the once mighty Lakers have fallen, that should do it.

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