Category Archives: Pacific

Here’s James Worthy Telling Lonzo Ball To ‘Stick It Hard, Baby!’

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by Tommy Gimler

James Worthy might have been Albert Belle drunk last night after the Lakers managed to hold off Memphis.

And Here We Have Draymond Green Calling A Female Ref A ‘F**king B*tch’

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by Tommy Gimler

There are obviously better ways to get a mega shoe deal than kicking other players in their dicks and telling a female ref she’s a “fucking bitch.”

Just Lovely: Austin Rivers Tells Fan ‘I’m Gonna Slap The Shit Out Of You, Shut The Fuck Up’

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by Tommy Gimler

I’d actually pay to see that.

Mia Khalifa Got Crushed On Twitter After Sending Steph Curry A Picture Of Her Feet

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by Tommy Gimler

Golden State Warriors star Steph Curry apparently has a foot fetish. In related news, Rex Ryan has a new friend.

Kevin Durant Named NBA Finals MVP But He Sucks Balls At Drinking Beer

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by Tommy Gimler

Hopefully you did something more constructive with your time last night, like repeatedly jamming a screwdriver up your peehole, for example, instead of watching what is easily the worst professional sports league in this great country (Hint: It’s the NBA) wrap up their postseason.

Fans Started Fighting At The End Of The Warriors-Cavs Game Because Of Some ‘Sucka Shit’

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by Tommy Gimler

Funny. Those two words also best sum up the NBA’s product on the court right now.

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