Category Archives: Pacific

Just Lovely: Austin Rivers Tells Fan ‘I’m Gonna Slap The Shit Out Of You, Shut The Fuck Up’

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by Tommy Gimler

I’d actually pay to see that.

Mia Khalifa Got Crushed On Twitter After Sending Steph Curry A Picture Of Her Feet

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by Tommy Gimler

Golden State Warriors star Steph Curry apparently has a foot fetish. In related news, Rex Ryan has a new friend.

Kevin Durant Named NBA Finals MVP But He Sucks Balls At Drinking Beer

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by Tommy Gimler

Hopefully you did something more constructive with your time last night, like repeatedly jamming a screwdriver up your peehole, for example, instead of watching what is easily the worst professional sports league in this great country (Hint: It’s the NBA) wrap up their postseason.

Fans Started Fighting At The End Of The Warriors-Cavs Game Because Of Some ‘Sucka Shit’

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by Tommy Gimler

Funny. Those two words also best sum up the NBA’s product on the court right now.

Shoutout To The Sacramento Kings For Wishing Anthony Tolliver A Happy Birthday And Then Releasing Him

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by Tommy Gimler

Happy birthday! Now drop your drawers so we can kick you in the dick.

The Utah Jazz Mascot Pulverizing A Clippers Fan In A Bubble Ball Who Bashed A Kid Is Pretty Tits

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by Tommy Gimler

Having a bear as a mascot for the Utah Jazz makes almost as much sense as, well, having “Jazz” as the nickname for a basketball team in Utah.

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