Category Archives: Northwest

And Here We Have Tracy McGrady Calling Russell Westbrook ‘Retarded’

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by Tommy Gimler

And not the good kind of retarded either, I think.

If Kevin Durant’s New Shoes Catch On Then I’m Fucking Moving To Canada

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by Tommy Gimler

Might as well wear a goddamn cape while you’re at it, KD.

Russell Westbrook Needed Just One Word To Tell Reggie Jackson To Go Eat A Box Of Shit

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by Frank Rhombus

Who?

If This Isn’t Traveling In The NBA, Then What The Fuck Is?

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by Tommy Gimler

Remember that whole “You get two steps” thing you learned when you were six years old? Well, D.J. Augustin took like two thousand steps tonight, and it was still good enough for the zebras.

Getting Cancer Is Apparently The Best Way To Fire Up Your Team

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by Frank Rhombus

On the surface, that title makes me look like a bigger asshole than Shia LaBeouf. But seriously, just a little research and remembrance will easily prove my point and make you feel like an asshole for judging me.

Journalists Executed By Russell Westbrook

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by Eddie Bagelstein

Because we’re nowhere near the point of the season where NBA games matter, I didn’t watch the Oklahoma Thunder beat up on the world-beating Golden State Warriors Thursday night. But I know enough from Russell Westbrook’s post-game interviews to know that the Thunder executed well.

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