Category Archives: Denver Nuggets

Did Denver’s 2nd-Round Pick Jarred Vanderbilt Really Get Expelled From Middle School For Pooping In A Sink?

jarred vanderbilt

by Tommy Gimler

“Good dude, though.”

Getting Cancer Is Apparently The Best Way To Fire Up Your Team

john farrell

by Frank Rhombus

On the surface, that title makes me look like a bigger asshole than Shia LaBeouf. But seriously, just a little research and remembrance will easily prove my point and make you feel like an asshole for judging me.

Savage Bulls Fan Vapes Lungs Out on TV

vaper nuggets game

by Eddie Bagelstein

The below Vine of a kid “savagely” vaping at a Nuggets-Bulls game is mildly entertaining, which is as much as you can ask for out of a six-second Vine. Or a six-paragraph blog post about those six seconds, really.

The Greatest Shooting Backcourt In the History Of The Game? You’re Fucking High

Stephen Curry Klay Thompson

by Tommy Gimler

With their impressive 131-117 victory against the Nuggets last night, the Golden State Warriors became the first road team to win a game in Denver since the Washington Wizards on January 18th. Rightfully so, the mood in the Warriors’ locker room was rather jubilant, with a bunch of “fuck yeah’s” and slapping of the asses with towels, I assume. And apparently that mood of euphoria carried over to head coach Mark Jackson’s presser, where he made the claim that Klay Thompson and Stephen Curry are “the greatest shooting backcourt in the history of the game.” Um, no fucking way.

DUDcast: The Miami Heat Will Repeat So Tell Me Something Else About The NBA Playoffs

Miami Heat Championship

by Tommy Gimler and Barry Murphy

The Daily Upper Decker’s NBA expert is Barry Murphy. Tommy Gimler thinks it’s a fixed sport. Putting these two together to talk about the NBA playoffs made about as much sense as ordering Barely Legal 15 in your hotel room when the internet connection was free.

See, We Told You The NBA Was Easy Money This Year

demarcus cousins

by Barry Murphy

Editor’s note: This article was in our possession yesterday, but we ran with a story ripping the Cardinals manager a new one. As a Cubs fan (hahaha), Murf should be OK with that.

Well, we’re about 6 weeks away from the end of another magical (cough) NBA season, and in my house, that only means one thing: “How much money do I have left to bet on MLB over/unders?”

Image Description