Category Archives: Utah Jazz

Mike Conley Is Stoked To Play For The ‘City Of Utah’

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by Tommy Gimler

Stay in school, kids, otherwise you’ll never be able to find the great state of Milwaukee on a map.

It Didn’t Take Long For Grayson Allen To Show The NBA He’s Still A Giant F**ktard

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by Tommy Gimler

I guess the question at this point is, “Just how small is Grayson Allen’s dick?”

Just Another NBA Player Being A Bitch And Slapping A Phone Out Of A Fan’s Hand

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by Tommy Gimler

In a related story, Utah apparently still has a team that plays at the professional level.

Just Lovely: Austin Rivers Tells Fan ‘I’m Gonna Slap The Shit Out Of You, Shut The Fuck Up’

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by Tommy Gimler

I’d actually pay to see that.

The Utah Jazz Mascot Pulverizing A Clippers Fan In A Bubble Ball Who Bashed A Kid Is Pretty Tits

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by Tommy Gimler

Having a bear as a mascot for the Utah Jazz makes almost as much sense as, well, having “Jazz” as the nickname for a basketball team in Utah.

Jason Collins Announces He Is Gay. Where Will He Play Next?

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by Tommy Gimler

Sports Illustrated is in line to make some serious cash money when their magazine hits newsstands this week, and that’s because they are running an exclusive story on Jason Collins, the first active athlete in the four major American team sports to announce his homosexuality.

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