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In True NBA Fashion, Kevin Durant Is Sporting A Massive Back Tattoo With A Misspelled Word In It

Published by tgim on May 22nd, 2013

by Tommy Gimler

It’s hard to get to know everything about an artist when you walk into a tattoo parlor. I mean, asking for a criminal background check can be insulting, and it costs money. But putting the guy who is about to permanently cover your back with a massive Bible verse through a basic spelling test or at least double checking his artwork before he takes the needle to your back really isn’t out of the question, and that’s something that NBA superstar/stud/guy I wish my sister was plowing Kevin Durant probably wishes he would have done before getting this: (more…)

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Jason Collins Announces He Is Gay. Where Will He Play Next?

Published by tgim on April 29th, 2013

by Tommy Gimler

Sports Illustrated is in line to make some serious cash money when their magazine hits newsstands this week, and that’s because they are running an exclusive story on Jason Collins, the first active athlete in the four major American team sports to announce his homosexuality. (more…)

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Posted in Atlantic, Boston Celtics, Central, Crap, Memphis Grizzlies, NBA, New Jersey Nets, New Orleans Pelicans, Northwest, Pacific, Sacramento Kings, Southeast, Southwest, Utah Jazz, Washington Wizards
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The Greatest Shooting Backcourt In the History Of The Game? You’re Fucking High

Published by tgim on April 24th, 2013

by Tommy Gimler

With their impressive 131-117 victory against the Nuggets last night, the Golden State Warriors became the first road team to win a game in Denver since the Washington Wizards on January 18th. Rightfully so, the mood in the Warriors’ locker room was rather jubilant, with a bunch of “fuck yeah’s” and slapping of the asses with towels, I assume. And apparently that mood of euphoria carried over to head coach Mark Jackson’s presser, where he made the claim that Klay Thompson and Stephen Curry are “the greatest shooting backcourt in the history of the game.” Um, no fucking way. (more…)

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DUDcast: The Miami Heat Will Repeat So Tell Me Something Else About The NBA Playoffs

Published by tgim on April 23rd, 2013

by Tommy Gimler and Barry Murphy

The Daily Upper Decker’s NBA expert is Barry Murphy. Tommy Gimler thinks it’s a fixed sport. Putting these two together to talk about the NBA playoffs made about as much sense as ordering Barely Legal 15 in your hotel room when the internet connection was free. (more…)

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Posted in Atlanta Hawks, Atlantic, Boston Celtics, Central, Chicago Bulls, Denver Nuggets, DUDcast, Golden State Warriors, Houston Rockets, Indiana Pacers, Los Angeles Clippers, Los Angeles Lakers, Memphis Grizzlies, Miami Heat, Milwaukee Bucks, NBA, New Jersey Nets, New York Knicks, Northwest, Oklahoma City Thunder, Pacific, San Antonio Spurs, Southeast, Southwest
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See, We Told You The NBA Was Easy Money This Year

Published by barrymurf on February 28th, 2013

by Barry Murphy

Editor’s note: This article was in our possession yesterday, but we ran with a story ripping the Cardinals manager a new one. As a Cubs fan (hahaha), Murf should be OK with that.

Well, we’re about 6 weeks away from the end of another magical (cough) NBA season, and in my house, that only means one thing: ”How much money do I have left to bet on MLB over/unders?” (more…)

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Posted in Atlanta Hawks, Atlantic, Central, Chicago Bulls, Denver Nuggets, Los Angeles Lakers, Minnesota Timberwolves, NBA, New Orleans Pelicans, Northwest, Pacific, Sacramento Kings, Southeast, Southwest, Toronto Raptors, Utah Jazz
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James Harden And His Terrorist Beard Are Blowing Up Your Fantasy Team

Published by tgim on November 3rd, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

Remember that time you cheated on your fat girlfriend with that drunk college coed who wound up being a dead fish in the sack, and then she broke up with you a week later when she found out but before she did it, she let you know that her grandma who passed away three weeks earlier left her $600,000 in her will? And you were left with the thought, “Man, I shouldn’t have done that?” Yeah, I’m pretty sure that’s how the Oklahoma City Thunder front office feels right about now. (more…)

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