Category Archives: Northwest

The Utah Jazz Mascot Pulverizing A Clippers Fan In A Bubble Ball Who Bashed A Kid Is Pretty Tits

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by Tommy Gimler

Having a bear as a mascot for the Utah Jazz makes almost as much sense as, well, having “Jazz” as the nickname for a basketball team in Utah.

I Guess They Call Traveling In The NBA After All

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by Tommy Gimler

All it takes is for a superstar to take six steps while he’s holding onto the ball, I guess.

And Here We Have Tracy McGrady Calling Russell Westbrook ‘Retarded’

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by Tommy Gimler

And not the good kind of retarded either, I think.

If Kevin Durant’s New Shoes Catch On Then I’m Fucking Moving To Canada

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by Tommy Gimler

Might as well wear a goddamn cape while you’re at it, KD.

Russell Westbrook Needed Just One Word To Tell Reggie Jackson To Go Eat A Box Of Shit

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by Frank Rhombus

Who?

If This Isn’t Traveling In The NBA, Then What The Fuck Is?

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by Tommy Gimler

Remember that whole “You get two steps” thing you learned when you were six years old? Well, D.J. Augustin took like two thousand steps tonight, and it was still good enough for the zebras.

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