Category Archives: Northwest

Trail Blazers Forward Moe Harkless Came To The Arena Dressed As Tyrone Biggums

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by Tommy Gimler

“And that, kids, was the first time I sucked dick for crack.”

It Didn’t Take Long For Grayson Allen To Show The NBA He’s Still A Giant F**ktard

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by Tommy Gimler

I guess the question at this point is, “Just how small is Grayson Allen’s dick?”

Did Denver’s 2nd-Round Pick Jarred Vanderbilt Really Get Expelled From Middle School For Pooping In A Sink?

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by Tommy Gimler

“Good dude, though.”

Just Another NBA Player Being A Bitch And Slapping A Phone Out Of A Fan’s Hand

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by Tommy Gimler

In a related story, Utah apparently still has a team that plays at the professional level.

Just Lovely: Austin Rivers Tells Fan ‘I’m Gonna Slap The Shit Out Of You, Shut The Fuck Up’

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by Tommy Gimler

I’d actually pay to see that.

The Utah Jazz Mascot Pulverizing A Clippers Fan In A Bubble Ball Who Bashed A Kid Is Pretty Tits

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by Tommy Gimler

Having a bear as a mascot for the Utah Jazz makes almost as much sense as, well, having “Jazz” as the nickname for a basketball team in Utah.

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