Category Archives: Northwest

Just Lovely: Austin Rivers Tells Fan ‘I’m Gonna Slap The Shit Out Of You, Shut The Fuck Up’

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by Tommy Gimler

I’d actually pay to see that.

The Utah Jazz Mascot Pulverizing A Clippers Fan In A Bubble Ball Who Bashed A Kid Is Pretty Tits

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by Tommy Gimler

Having a bear as a mascot for the Utah Jazz makes almost as much sense as, well, having “Jazz” as the nickname for a basketball team in Utah.

I Guess They Call Traveling In The NBA After All

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by Tommy Gimler

All it takes is for a superstar to take six steps while he’s holding onto the ball, I guess.

And Here We Have Tracy McGrady Calling Russell Westbrook ‘Retarded’

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by Tommy Gimler

And not the good kind of retarded either, I think.

If Kevin Durant’s New Shoes Catch On Then I’m Fucking Moving To Canada

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by Tommy Gimler

Might as well wear a goddamn cape while you’re at it, KD.

Russell Westbrook Needed Just One Word To Tell Reggie Jackson To Go Eat A Box Of Shit

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by Frank Rhombus

Who?

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