Category Archives: Northwest

Here’s Jon Rahm Pissing, A Jockey-Less Pony At The Preakness And A Fat Blazers Fan Chugging His Beer While Being Ejected

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by Tommy Gimler

It wasn’t exactly two chicks scissoring on top of a grand piano, but this past sports weekend was hot.

The Korean Broadcast Of Damian Lillard’s Game-Winner Will Put Some Hair On Your Ass

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by Tommy Gimler

거룩한 똥 공!

Trail Blazers Forward Moe Harkless Came To The Arena Dressed As Tyrone Biggums

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by Tommy Gimler

“And that, kids, was the first time I sucked dick for crack.”

It Didn’t Take Long For Grayson Allen To Show The NBA He’s Still A Giant F**ktard

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by Tommy Gimler

I guess the question at this point is, “Just how small is Grayson Allen’s dick?”

Did Denver’s 2nd-Round Pick Jarred Vanderbilt Really Get Expelled From Middle School For Pooping In A Sink?

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by Tommy Gimler

“Good dude, though.”

Just Another NBA Player Being A Bitch And Slapping A Phone Out Of A Fan’s Hand

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by Tommy Gimler

In a related story, Utah apparently still has a team that plays at the professional level.

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