Category Archives: Detroit Pistons

Josh Smith Is Apparently The NBA’s Bobby Bonilla


by Tommy Gimler

“J-Smoove” is still making bank, bitch.

Two Great Weekend Clips: Blake Griffin Being A Bitch And The Hockey Fight Of The Year

echl brawl

by Tommy Gimler

“Blake’s pissed and throws the ball off Schröder’s fucking hornet nest.”

Not The Sexiest Half-Court Shot At The Pistons-Hawks Game But Hey, It Went In

norman hawks half court shot

by Tommy Gimler

Norman in Atlanta is one lucky fucker.

Pistons TV Analyst: ‘I’m Coming In Your Face’

greg kelser im coming in your face

by Frank Rhombus

It takes a lot to get us talking about an NBA regular season game in January, but apparently the suggestion of ejaculating in another man’s face is enough to do the trick.

Russell Westbrook Needed Just One Word To Tell Reggie Jackson To Go Eat A Box Of Shit


by Frank Rhombus


Suspend Him For Life


by Tommy Gimler

Changing his name to Metta World Peace hasn’t changed a thing. Ron Artest is exactly who we thought he was: a thug, a loose cannon, and an asshole.

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