Category Archives: Indiana Pacers

Paul George Goes Full Turd, Kicks Ball Into Stands And Hits Fan In The Face

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by Frank Rhombus

Never go full turd, man.

The 5 Most Disgusting American Sports Injuries Of All-Time

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by Tommy Gimler

Don’t want your kid to play sports? Then boy, do we have the article for you! Eating breakfast? You might want to go elsewhere.

Washington Post Sports Columnist, Huge Fucking White Dork Mike Wise Was Not A Fan Of The Pacers’ Locker Room Music Tonight

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by Frank Rhombus

As far as we know, he doesn’t have an issue with the players’ rhinoceros cocks hanging out during post game interviews, though.

Sunday Night Funnies

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by Tommy Gimler

Our new DUD series Sunday Night Funnies debuts with five short shots at some of the haps of a wild sports weekend, and it’s awesome, brah. We’ll even go as far to say it’ll be funnier than Schindler’s List, and that’s a fucking guarantee…

The Miami Heat Will 3-Peat So Tell Me Something Else About The NBA Playoffs DUDcast

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by Tommy Gimler, Barry Murphy, and Mandatory’s Gary Dudak

We get together for a podcast almost as often as Melissa McCarthy sheds a few pounds, so when we actually take the time to gather around the kitchen table with a bottle of Johnnie Walker Black Label and 18 retro cans of Miller Lite and talk some shop, you know it’s going to be a winner.

DUDcast: The Miami Heat Will Repeat So Tell Me Something Else About The NBA Playoffs

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by Tommy Gimler and Barry Murphy

The Daily Upper Decker’s NBA expert is Barry Murphy. Tommy Gimler thinks it’s a fixed sport. Putting these two together to talk about the NBA playoffs made about as much sense as ordering Barely Legal 15 in your hotel room when the internet connection was free.

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