Category Archives: Cleveland Cavaliers

Cleveland Vs. Golden State (Oakland): A Closer, More Disgusting Look

2016 NBA Finals - Game Four

by Tommy Gimler

Because the NBA blows, the Cleveland Cavaliers and the Golden State Warriors will be meeting in the NBA Finals for the fourth consecutive year.

I’ll Say There Are Two Big Reasons Why This Girl Got Courtside Seats To Last Night’s Bulls-Cavs Game

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by Tommy Gimler

Tits, man. It always comes down to tits.

Kevin Durant Named NBA Finals MVP But He Sucks Balls At Drinking Beer

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by Tommy Gimler

Hopefully you did something more constructive with your time last night, like repeatedly jamming a screwdriver up your peehole, for example, instead of watching what is easily the worst professional sports league in this great country (Hint: It’s the NBA) wrap up their postseason.

Fans Started Fighting At The End Of The Warriors-Cavs Game Because Of Some ‘Sucka Shit’

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by Tommy Gimler

Funny. Those two words also best sum up the NBA’s product on the court right now.

Kyrie Irving Thinks The Earth Is Flat

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by Frank Rhombus

Well, here’s one example of why you should stay in school.

R.I.P. Tristan Thompson’s Career Now That He And Khloe Kardashian Are Exclusive

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by Frank Rhombus

Plowing a Kardashian is bad for your health. It’s science.

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