Category Archives: Cleveland Cavaliers

Kevin Durant Named NBA Finals MVP But He Sucks Balls At Drinking Beer

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by Tommy Gimler

Hopefully you did something more constructive with your time last night, like repeatedly jamming a screwdriver up your peehole, for example, instead of watching what is easily the worst professional sports league in this great country (Hint: It’s the NBA) wrap up their postseason.

Fans Started Fighting At The End Of The Warriors-Cavs Game Because Of Some ‘Sucka Shit’

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by Tommy Gimler

Funny. Those two words also best sum up the NBA’s product on the court right now.

Kyrie Irving Thinks The Earth Is Flat

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by Frank Rhombus

Well, here’s one example of why you should stay in school.

R.I.P. Tristan Thompson’s Career Now That He And Khloe Kardashian Are Exclusive

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by Frank Rhombus

Plowing a Kardashian is bad for your health. It’s science.

An Absolute Pile Of Shit Cavs Fan Literally Ate Shit At Their Championship Parade

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by Frank Rhombus

This is why we can’t have nice things.

The Players Of Game 7 Of The NBA Finals And Their Game Of Thrones Counterparts

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by Tommy Gimler

Since Game of Thrones and the NBA Finals – both wonderfully scripted shows at times – will be invading most of your living rooms tonight, we thought we’d have a little fun and match up some of Game 7′s players with their GoT counterparts.

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