Category Archives: Chicago Bulls

The Miami Heat Will 3-Peat So Tell Me Something Else About The NBA Playoffs DUDcast

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by Tommy Gimler, Barry Murphy, and Mandatory’s Gary Dudak

We get together for a podcast almost as often as Melissa McCarthy sheds a few pounds, so when we actually take the time to gather around the kitchen table with a bottle of Johnnie Walker Black Label and 18 retro cans of Miller Lite and talk some shop, you know it’s going to be a winner.

Think Your Wife Is A Crazy Bitch? Check Out This Broad

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by Tommy Gimler

Last night’s fourth quarter of the Heat-Bulls game was as exciting as it gets during a 37-point blowout. Upset with the pig shit referees, who more than ensured that Miami would not go to Chicago in an 0-2 hole, both Joakim Noah and Taj Gibson were ejected at the 10:13 mark for arguing with them. And while Gibson’s f-bomb laden escort from the court was well worth waiting for instead changing the channel for some late-night Skinemax, it was this picture from Deadspin of this crazy bitch flipping off Noah heading to the locker room that has everybody talking (well, except Stephen Hawking):

DUDcast: The Miami Heat Will Repeat So Tell Me Something Else About The NBA Playoffs

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by Tommy Gimler and Barry Murphy

The Daily Upper Decker’s NBA expert is Barry Murphy. Tommy Gimler thinks it’s a fixed sport. Putting these two together to talk about the NBA playoffs made about as much sense as ordering Barely Legal 15 in your hotel room when the internet connection was free.

See, We Told You The NBA Was Easy Money This Year

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by Barry Murphy

Editor’s note: This article was in our possession yesterday, but we ran with a story ripping the Cardinals manager a new one. As a Cubs fan (hahaha), Murf should be OK with that.

Well, we’re about 6 weeks away from the end of another magical (cough) NBA season, and in my house, that only means one thing: “How much money do I have left to bet on MLB over/unders?”

The NBA is Easy Money This Year

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by Barry Murphy

Anyone who knows my degenerate ass knows I LOVE over-unders. And sure, I went 1-4 in my MLB picks… thanks R.A. Dickey, Allen Craig, and anyone else who made me sell my vintage Rex Grossman bobble head to pay for this season’s losses… but guess what, son, it’s NBA time and this junkie is ready for another beating.

The Sham They Call The NBA

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by Tommy Gimler

With the first pick in the 2012 NBA Draft, the New Orleans Hornets selected Anthony Davis from the University of Kentucky. The problem? New Orleans had the first pick of the 2012 NBA Draft.

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