Category Archives: Chicago Bulls

Kris Dunn Took A Chunk Out Of The Hardwood With His Teeth Last Night

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by Tommy Gimler

Yeah, that’s less than ideal.

I’ll Say There Are Two Big Reasons Why This Girl Got Courtside Seats To Last Night’s Bulls-Cavs Game

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by Tommy Gimler

Tits, man. It always comes down to tits.

Savage Bulls Fan Vapes Lungs Out on TV

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by Eddie Bagelstein

The below Vine of a kid “savagely” vaping at a Nuggets-Bulls game is mildly entertaining, which is as much as you can ask for out of a six-second Vine. Or a six-paragraph blog post about those six seconds, really.

The Miami Heat Will 3-Peat So Tell Me Something Else About The NBA Playoffs DUDcast

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by Tommy Gimler, Barry Murphy, and Mandatory’s Gary Dudak

We get together for a podcast almost as often as Melissa McCarthy sheds a few pounds, so when we actually take the time to gather around the kitchen table with a bottle of Johnnie Walker Black Label and 18 retro cans of Miller Lite and talk some shop, you know it’s going to be a winner.

Think Your Wife Is A Crazy Bitch? Check Out This Broad

crazy bitch

by Tommy Gimler

Last night’s fourth quarter of the Heat-Bulls game was as exciting as it gets during a 37-point blowout. Upset with the pig shit referees, who more than ensured that Miami would not go to Chicago in an 0-2 hole, both Joakim Noah and Taj Gibson were ejected at the 10:13 mark for arguing with them. And while Gibson’s f-bomb laden escort from the court was well worth waiting for instead changing the channel for some late-night Skinemax, it was this picture from Deadspin of this crazy bitch flipping off Noah heading to the locker room that has everybody talking (well, except Stephen Hawking):

DUDcast: The Miami Heat Will Repeat So Tell Me Something Else About The NBA Playoffs

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by Tommy Gimler and Barry Murphy

The Daily Upper Decker’s NBA expert is Barry Murphy. Tommy Gimler thinks it’s a fixed sport. Putting these two together to talk about the NBA playoffs made about as much sense as ordering Barely Legal 15 in your hotel room when the internet connection was free.

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