Category Archives: Milwaukee Bucks

Can The Greek Freak Giannis Antetokounmpo Not Get A Burrito In Milwaukee?

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by Tommy Gimler

Giannis Antetokounmpo brought the city of Milwaukee and his Bucks teammates back from the dead over the weekend to tie up their playoff series with Boston at two games apiece.

The Team LeBron Jinx Is For Real As Kristaps Porzingis Dicks Up His Knee Dunking On The Greek Freak

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s official: At this point, you’re better off getting into a car with a drunk Vince Neil behind the wheel instead of playing for Team LeBron at the NBA All-Star Game.

Here Are Some Milwaukee Bucks Players Partying At A Tit Bar The Morning Of Their Loss To The Lakers

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by Frank Rhombus

I realized yesterday that the number of broads I fucked this month was higher than the Lakers’ win total this season, and that was really something since I’m married. But thanks to the fucking Bucks, that is no longer the case.

Like A Fat Kid Who Didn’t Know The Buffet Had A Dessert Bar, The Milwaukee Bucks Dropped The Ball

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by J. LaSussa

I can’t fucking believe the Milwaukee Bucks passed on Wisconsin basketball legend Sam Dekker. Fuck them. I’m done.

O.J. Mayo Ties Shoes While On Defense, Sums Up The Milwaukee Bucks’ 2014 Season On One Dipshit Play

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by Tommy Gimler

We haven’t talked very much about the Milwaukee Bucks this year, and that’s because they’re the Milwaukee Bucks. Apparently, even the guys who make up their roster could give two shits about how the Bucks finish a game much less this season.

DUDcast: The Miami Heat Will Repeat So Tell Me Something Else About The NBA Playoffs

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by Tommy Gimler and Barry Murphy

The Daily Upper Decker’s NBA expert is Barry Murphy. Tommy Gimler thinks it’s a fixed sport. Putting these two together to talk about the NBA playoffs made about as much sense as ordering Barely Legal 15 in your hotel room when the internet connection was free.

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