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Think Your Wife Is A Crazy Bitch? Check Out This Broad

Published by tgim on May 9th, 2013

by Tommy Gimler

Last night’s fourth quarter of the Heat-Bulls game was as exciting as it gets during a 37-point blowout. Upset with the pig shit referees, who more than ensured that Miami would not go to Chicago in an 0-2 hole, both Joakim Noah and Taj Gibson were ejected at the 10:13 mark for arguing with them. And while Gibson’s f-bomb laden escort from the court was well worth waiting for instead changing the channel for some late-night Skinemax, it was this picture from Deadspin of this crazy bitch flipping off Noah heading to the locker room that has everybody talking (well, except Stephen Hawking): (more…)


Jason Collins Announces He Is Gay. Where Will He Play Next?

Published by tgim on April 29th, 2013

by Tommy Gimler

Sports Illustrated is in line to make some serious cash money when their magazine hits newsstands this week, and that’s because they are running an exclusive story on Jason Collins, the first active athlete in the four major American team sports to announce his homosexuality. (more…)


DUDcast: The Miami Heat Will Repeat So Tell Me Something Else About The NBA Playoffs

Published by tgim on April 23rd, 2013

by Tommy Gimler and Barry Murphy

The Daily Upper Decker’s NBA expert is Barry Murphy. Tommy Gimler thinks it’s a fixed sport. Putting these two together to talk about the NBA playoffs made about as much sense as ordering Barely Legal 15 in your hotel room when the internet connection was free. (more…)


The DUD Dishes Out Its NBA Regular Season Awards

Published by tgim on April 18th, 2013

by Tommy Gimler

Sure, the other guys are going to pick the best overall player, rookie, and coach. But only we dish out the awards that matter, like the best player with a Jihad beard. (more…)


See, We Told You The NBA Was Easy Money This Year

Published by barrymurf on February 28th, 2013

by Barry Murphy

Editor’s note: This article was in our possession yesterday, but we ran with a story ripping the Cardinals manager a new one. As a Cubs fan (hahaha), Murf should be OK with that.

Well, we’re about 6 weeks away from the end of another magical (cough) NBA season, and in my house, that only means one thing: ”How much money do I have left to bet on MLB over/unders?” (more…)


The NBA is Easy Money This Year

Published by barrymurf on October 30th, 2012

by Barry Murphy

Anyone who knows my degenerate ass knows I LOVE over-unders. And sure, I went 1-4 in my MLB picks… thanks R.A. Dickey, Allen Craig, and anyone else who made me sell my vintage Rex Grossman bobble head to pay for this season’s losses… but guess what, son, it’s NBA time and this junkie is ready for another beating. (more…)