Category Archives: Central

Kevin Durant Named NBA Finals MVP But He Sucks Balls At Drinking Beer

kevin durant beer

by Tommy Gimler

Hopefully you did something more constructive with your time last night, like repeatedly jamming a screwdriver up your peehole, for example, instead of watching what is easily the worst professional sports league in this great country (Hint: It’s the NBA) wrap up their postseason.

Fans Started Fighting At The End Of The Warriors-Cavs Game Because Of Some ‘Sucka Shit’

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by Tommy Gimler

Funny. Those two words also best sum up the NBA’s product on the court right now.

Kyrie Irving Thinks The Earth Is Flat

kyrie irving flat earth

by Frank Rhombus

Well, here’s one example of why you should stay in school.

Paul George Goes Full Turd, Kicks Ball Into Stands And Hits Fan In The Face

paul george

by Frank Rhombus

Never go full turd, man.

R.I.P. Tristan Thompson’s Career Now That He And Khloe Kardashian Are Exclusive

khloe kardashian tristan thompson

by Frank Rhombus

Plowing a Kardashian is bad for your health. It’s science.

An Absolute Pile Of Shit Cavs Fan Literally Ate Shit At Their Championship Parade

cave fan eats shit

by Frank Rhombus

This is why we can’t have nice things.

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