Category Archives: New York Knicks

Here Are Three More NBA Players Who Should Think About Getting Skinny

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by Frank Rhombus

Apparently getting skinny this summer is becoming almost as trendy among NBA players as fucking Carmelo Anthony’s wife. In fact, Carmelo himself became the latest baller to post a skinny pic of himself on Instagram today.

How Does Carmelo Anthony’s 62 Points Hold Up Against Other Sports Rarities?

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by Tommy Gimler

Let’s face it. Somebody scoring over sixty points in an NBA game happens about as often Taylor Swift releases a song that doesn’t blow, so Carmelo Anthony’s 62-point performance Friday night, albeit against the Charlotte Bobcats, was nonetheless impressive. But where does it stand up against other big dick player performances in other sports?

Baron Davis’s Alien Abduction Story Surprisingly Is Not The Most Bullshit Claim In Recent NBA History

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by Tommy Gimler

Former well-traveled NBA player Baron Davis is apparently not only traveling from LA to Vegas and back these days but also to alien spacecrafts.

That Motherfucker Fucked Your Wife

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s not the trash talking from a guy who played zero minutes in last night’s Celtics-Knicks game that is news. After all, this is the NBA we’re talking about, where guys talk shit after hitting a pre-game layup. But the fact that for the second time this season a Celtics player has accused Carmelo Anthony’s wife of being a dirty, dirty whore, well now, that’s something to talk about.

DUDcast: The Miami Heat Will Repeat So Tell Me Something Else About The NBA Playoffs

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by Tommy Gimler and Barry Murphy

The Daily Upper Decker’s NBA expert is Barry Murphy. Tommy Gimler thinks it’s a fixed sport. Putting these two together to talk about the NBA playoffs made about as much sense as ordering Barely Legal 15 in your hotel room when the internet connection was free.

The Sham They Call The NBA

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by Tommy Gimler

With the first pick in the 2012 NBA Draft, the New Orleans Hornets selected Anthony Davis from the University of Kentucky. The problem? New Orleans had the first pick of the 2012 NBA Draft.

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