by Tommy Gimler
It’s not the trash talking from a guy who played zero minutes in last night’s Celtics-Knicks game that is news. After all, this is the NBA we’re talking about, where guys talk shit after hitting a pre-game layup. But the fact that for the second time this season a Celtics player has accused Carmelo Anthony’s wife of being a dirty, dirty whore, well now, that’s something to talk about. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler and Barry Murphy
The Daily Upper Decker’s NBA expert is Barry Murphy. Tommy Gimler thinks it’s a fixed sport. Putting these two together to talk about the NBA playoffs made about as much sense as ordering Barely Legal 15 in your hotel room when the internet connection was free. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
With the first pick in the 2012 NBA Draft, the New Orleans Hornets selected Anthony Davis from the University of Kentucky. The problem? New Orleans had the first pick of the 2012 NBA Draft. (more…)
by Dave Iacch “The Voice of No Reason,” J.P. “The Big Dipper,” and t.i. “the little dipper”
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- The Philadelphia 76ers might as well be called the 69ers because they are going to suck until their playoff run poops in their mouth. (more…)
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by Tommy Gimler
Today marks the 50th anniversary of Wilt Chamberlain’s 100-point effort against the New York Knicks. And while the other media outlets celebrate that number today, The DUD is going to honor Wilt for reaching the more impressive record of 20,000 broads. (more…)
{ Yup, as long as those people aren't made of meat... } – May 22, 9:46 AM
{ Prince Fielder will down that many Cuban pastries and the person who ate them; in one sitting of course..... } – May 22, 1:41 AM { You're a silly little cunt hair, Mr. Santos... } – May 20, 6:03 PM { The Bills don't suck because they run a simple west coast offense, they suck because they draft players like E J Manuel in the first... } – May 20, 10:30 AM
{ Suck on a cheese curd, EJ is gonna dissapoint you like you dissapointed your wifes parents when you married her and light it up this... } – May 19, 10:49 PM
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