Category Archives: Boston Celtics

I’m A Celtics Fan Rooting For The Warriors Tonight Because Fuck The Lakers

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by Andy Ostroff

I am a Celtics fan. I always have been and I always will be. I want them to win every night. They are my team.

Sports Illustrated Makes Jason Collins Out To Be Even More Gay, The Cardinals Put A Rihanna-Esque Beatdown On The Brewers, And Melky Cabrera Hits His First Home Run In Over 9 Months

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by Tommy Gimler

When an athlete reveals to the world that he is gay, it isn’t news. Or at least it shouldn’t be. But when a major sports publication takes the first male athlete from one of the major four sports to come out of the closet and inadvertently makes him out to be a “super gay,” well then, that’s something to talk about.

That Motherfucker Fucked Your Wife

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s not the trash talking from a guy who played zero minutes in last night’s Celtics-Knicks game that is news. After all, this is the NBA we’re talking about, where guys talk shit after hitting a pre-game layup. But the fact that for the second time this season a Celtics player has accused Carmelo Anthony’s wife of being a dirty, dirty whore, well now, that’s something to talk about.

Jason Collins Announces He Is Gay. Where Will He Play Next?

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by Tommy Gimler

Sports Illustrated is in line to make some serious cash money when their magazine hits newsstands this week, and that’s because they are running an exclusive story on Jason Collins, the first active athlete in the four major American team sports to announce his homosexuality.

DUDcast: The Miami Heat Will Repeat So Tell Me Something Else About The NBA Playoffs

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by Tommy Gimler and Barry Murphy

The Daily Upper Decker’s NBA expert is Barry Murphy. Tommy Gimler thinks it’s a fixed sport. Putting these two together to talk about the NBA playoffs made about as much sense as ordering Barely Legal 15 in your hotel room when the internet connection was free.

The Sham They Call The NBA

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by Tommy Gimler

With the first pick in the 2012 NBA Draft, the New Orleans Hornets selected Anthony Davis from the University of Kentucky. The problem? New Orleans had the first pick of the 2012 NBA Draft.

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