Category Archives: Philadelphia 76ers

Joel Embiid Throwing A Ball Off This Kid’s Face And Then Dunking On His Ass Is Better Than Anything We Saw From Either Game 7

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by Tommy Gimler

Cleveland against Golden State again, hey? Awesome.

Joel Embiid Will Be ‘The Phantom Of The Process’ During The NBA Postseason

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by Tommy Gimler

I’ll be honest. It looks a hell of a lot better than the mask they gave Tom Cruise in Vanilla Sky.

Allen Iverson Was On Some Good Shit At Last Night’s 76ers-Hornets Game

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by Tommy Gimler

Was it 12 cans of Schlitz or the best herb south of the Mason-Dixon Line? The world may never know.

Joel Embiid Wants To Be An All-Star Just So He Can Hump Rihanna

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by Tommy Gimler

Don’t we all, buddy.

Dikembe Mutombo Proved Once Again Last Night That Everything In The NBA Is More Fixed Than My Wife’s Purse Dog

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by Frank Rhombus

There are now three things we know about former NBA center Dikembe Mutombo: He sounds like Grover fucked Doctor Claw, he used to walk into clubs near Georgetown and yell, “Who wants to sex Mutombo?”, and he knew that the 76ers won the NBA Draft Lottery about four hours before everybody else did last night.

Just When You Thought It Couldn’t Get Any Worse For The 76ers

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by Frank Rhombus

Jesus Christ. Who does Joel Embiid have to blow for the Sixers to reach double digits in the win column this year?

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