Category Archives: Atlantic

Allen Iverson Was On Some Good Shit At Last Night’s 76ers-Hornets Game

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by Tommy Gimler

Was it 12 cans of Schlitz or the best herb south of the Mason-Dixon Line? The world may never know.

The Team LeBron Jinx Is For Real As Kristaps Porzingis Dicks Up His Knee Dunking On The Greek Freak

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s official: At this point, you’re better off getting into a car with a drunk Vince Neil behind the wheel instead of playing for Team LeBron at the NBA All-Star Game.

Anthony Davis Literally Broke Ron Baker’s Face On This Dunk

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by Tommy Gimler

Wait, who the hell is Ron Baker?

Huge Hypocrite Draymond Green Thought The Knicks Playing No Music During The First Half Today Was Pathetic

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by Frank Rhombus

Hello, kettle? Yeah, you’re black.

Joel Embiid Wants To Be An All-Star Just So He Can Hump Rihanna


by Tommy Gimler

Don’t we all, buddy.

Dikembe Mutombo Proved Once Again Last Night That Everything In The NBA Is More Fixed Than My Wife’s Purse Dog


by Frank Rhombus

There are now three things we know about former NBA center Dikembe Mutombo: He sounds like Grover fucked Doctor Claw, he used to walk into clubs near Georgetown and yell, “Who wants to sex Mutombo?”, and he knew that the 76ers won the NBA Draft Lottery about four hours before everybody else did last night.

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