Category Archives: NBA

Larry Johnson Thinks Dwayne Wade Is A Freemason Sacrificing His Kid To Some Demons

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by Tommy Gimler

You might remember Larry Johnson as the stud Penn State running back who had three good seasons with the Kansas City Chiefs that probably either crushed your fantasy dreams or led you to a fake title.

Josh Smith Is Apparently The NBA’s Bobby Bonilla

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by Tommy Gimler

“J-Smoove” is still making bank, bitch.

A Porn Site Says They Have Bid On The Naming Rights To The Miami Heat’s Arena

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by Tommy Gimler

It apparently “doesn’t get much more Miami than having the arena sponsored by BangBros.”

Just Checking In On Grayson Allen And Yup, He’s Still A Bitch

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by Frank Rhombus

Other than Aldon Smith, Richie Incognito, Pacman Jones and Vontaze Burfict, nobody gets more second chances to prove they’re not a psychotic asshole than Grayson Allen.

Jay Pharoah Knocked It Out Of The Park With His ‘New Shaq’ Impression

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by Tommy Gimler

Chicken McNuggets. The sauce is good.

Mike Conley Is Stoked To Play For The ‘City Of Utah’

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by Tommy Gimler

Stay in school, kids, otherwise you’ll never be able to find the great state of Milwaukee on a map.

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