Category Archives: NBA

Dikembe Mutombo Proved Once Again Last Night That Everything In The NBA Is More Fixed Than My Wife’s Purse Dog

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by Frank Rhombus

There are now three things we know about former NBA center Dikembe Mutombo: He sounds like Grover fucked Doctor Claw, he used to walk into clubs near Georgetown and yell, “Who wants to sex Mutombo?”, and he knew that the 76ers won the NBA Draft Lottery about four hours before everybody else did last night.

Will Ferrell Narrating ‘A.C. Green: Iron Virgin’ Is A Must Watch

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by Tommy Gimler

Louis Gossett Jr. talking about half-naked women? Yes, please!

Atlanta’s Kent Bazemore Falling Asleep During Last Night’s Ass Pounding Pretty Much Sums Up The NBA Playoffs This Year

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by Tommy Gimler

Believe it or not, the city of Atlanta still has a professional basketball team, and they were pure dog shit last night.

Tim Donaghy Says 100 Percent Of NBA Officials Gamble

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by Frank Rhombus

Well then. Our theory that the NBA is nothing more than a collection of fixed games doesn’t seem so fucking stupid after all.

The Refs Blew FIVE Calls During The Final 13.5 Seconds Of Last Night’s Thunder-Spurs Game

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by Tommy Gimler

We’ve said before that NBA officials are almost as crooked as Michael Strahan’s fingers, but last night’s crew in San Antonio was fucking brutal.

This Reporter Who Tried To Get Draymond Green To Say Something Stupid About The Houston Floods Can Eat A Bag Of Dicks

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by Frank Rhombus

At least eight people have died and thousands more have lost their homes from severe flooding in Houston over the last week or so, and that apparently “inspired” some asshole international reporter to try to get Golden State’s Draymond Green to say something stupid about it.

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