Category Archives: NBA

Mia Khalifa Got Crushed On Twitter After Sending Steph Curry A Picture Of Her Feet

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by Tommy Gimler

Golden State Warriors star Steph Curry apparently has a foot fetish. In related news, Rex Ryan has a new friend.

The NBA Sucks Balls But We Did A Season Preview Anyway

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by Tommy Gimler

Gambling and lesbians make everything better in life, but since this isn’t a WNBA preview, I guess we’ll just go with gambling this time around.

NBA Live 18 Will Feature Stephen A. Smith So Apparently The Goal Is To NOT Sell Games

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by Tommy Gimler

Here’s a story that is utterly disgusting.

Regardless Of Where Paul George And Chris Paul Wind Up, The NBA Will Continue To Be A Joke

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by Tommy Gimler

We’ve been told that numbers don’t lie, and if that’s the case, then let’s call the NBA what it is: a fucking farce.

New Dallas Mavericks Stud Dennis Smith Jr. Once Tweeted About ‘Slangin’ His Wood

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by Tommy Gimler

It appears as though last night’s ninth overall pick is talented both on and off the hardwood.

Kevin Durant Named NBA Finals MVP But He Sucks Balls At Drinking Beer

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by Tommy Gimler

Hopefully you did something more constructive with your time last night, like repeatedly jamming a screwdriver up your peehole, for example, instead of watching what is easily the worst professional sports league in this great country (Hint: It’s the NBA) wrap up their postseason.

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