Category Archives: NBA

The Utah Jazz Mascot Pulverizing A Clippers Fan In A Bubble Ball Who Bashed A Kid Is Pretty Tits

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by Tommy Gimler

Having a bear as a mascot for the Utah Jazz makes almost as much sense as, well, having “Jazz” as the nickname for a basketball team in Utah.

Huge Hypocrite Draymond Green Thought The Knicks Playing No Music During The First Half Today Was Pathetic

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by Frank Rhombus

Hello, kettle? Yeah, you’re black.

Watch John Wall Totally Obliterate His Teammate’s Face With This Rocket Pass

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by Tommy Gimler

Any harder and this probably could have been considered a hate crime.

Markieff Morris Apparently Has Huge Nuts

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by Tommy Gimler

If stereotypes are your thing, then odds are Washington Wizards forward Markieff Morris is likely sporting one giant piece of blood lumber.

Vlade Divac Really Shoved It Up Kings Fans’ Peeholes When He Said He Passed Up A Better Offer For DeMarcus Cousins

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by Frank Rhombus

Of course, any deal other than the one the Kings accepted from New Orleans would likely fall under the “better” category. I mean, was there no way to throw in an Anthony Davis used condom?

Kyrie Irving Thinks The Earth Is Flat

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by Frank Rhombus

Well, here’s one example of why you should stay in school.

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