Category Archives: NBA

An Absolute Pile Of Shit Cavs Fan Literally Ate Shit At Their Championship Parade

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by Frank Rhombus

This is why we can’t have nice things.

Stephen A. Smith Proves He’s The Ultimate Turd By Going 0-6 With His NBA Finals Predictions Since 2011

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by Frank Rhombus

Going 0-6 in predicting the NBA champion once the teams are narrowed down to just two frankly seems like something that is utterly preposterous, especially when you’re supposed to step up and be a reliable source of Association knowledge because your network considers you to be an expert.

The Players Of Game 7 Of The NBA Finals And Their Game Of Thrones Counterparts

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by Tommy Gimler

Since Game of Thrones and the NBA Finals – both wonderfully scripted shows at times – will be invading most of your living rooms tonight, we thought we’d have a little fun and match up some of Game 7′s players with their GoT counterparts.

Twitter Is Absolutely Crushing Stephen Curry Over His New Old Man Shoes

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by Frank Rhombus

No word how much you’ll save when you purchase Steph Curry’s new Under Armour shoes and present your AARP card at the register.

The NBA Playoffs Have Evolved Into Nothing More Than Kicking And Hitting Guys In Their Cock And Balls

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by Frank Rhombus

Game 1 of the 2015-16 NBA Finals set a record with almost 16 million viewers tuning in to watch Steph Curry and the gang curb stomp LeBron and company last night.

Dikembe Mutombo Proved Once Again Last Night That Everything In The NBA Is More Fixed Than My Wife’s Purse Dog

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by Frank Rhombus

There are now three things we know about former NBA center Dikembe Mutombo: He sounds like Grover fucked Doctor Claw, he used to walk into clubs near Georgetown and yell, “Who wants to sex Mutombo?”, and he knew that the 76ers won the NBA Draft Lottery about four hours before everybody else did last night.

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