Category Archives: NBA

Did Denver’s 2nd-Round Pick Jarred Vanderbilt Really Get Expelled From Middle School For Pooping In A Sink?

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by Tommy Gimler

“Good dude, though.”

Cleveland Vs. Golden State (Oakland): A Closer, More Disgusting Look

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by Tommy Gimler

Because the NBA blows, the Cleveland Cavaliers and the Golden State Warriors will be meeting in the NBA Finals for the fourth consecutive year.

Joel Embiid Throwing A Ball Off This Kid’s Face And Then Dunking On His Ass Is Better Than Anything We Saw From Either Game 7

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by Tommy Gimler

Cleveland against Golden State again, hey? Awesome.

Did ABC 7′s Mike Shumann Really Steal A Jacket Belonging To Stephen Curry’s Bodyguard?

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by Tommy Gimler

Mike Shumann’s Twitter page says that he’s a sportscaster at ABC7 News, former San Francisco 49ers wide receiver and Super Bowl champion. What it doesn’t mention is that he’s also a big fan of taking other people’s shit. Allegedly, of course.

Can The Greek Freak Giannis Antetokounmpo Not Get A Burrito In Milwaukee?

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by Tommy Gimler

Giannis Antetokounmpo brought the city of Milwaukee and his Bucks teammates back from the dead over the weekend to tie up their playoff series with Boston at two games apiece.

Here’s A Hell Of A Story About A Naked Avery Johnson Trying To Beat Malik Rose’s Ass In The Spurs Locker Room

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by Tommy Gimler

Here’s something that Avery Johnson probably didn’t highlight on his resume when he interviewed at the University of Alabama.

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