Category Archives: NBA

Here’s A Reminder Of What Dan Gilbert Said About LeBron James When He Left Cleveland For South Beach Four Years Ago

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by Tommy Gimler

The internet has a huge boner right now, as there are many signs pointing to LeBron James returning to Cleveland to “rescue” that shitty franchise and take them to the promised land. But just like Brian Portz, those reports might be a bit premature, as a request for extra cops outside of LeBron’s home in Bath Township might just mean they want to make sure people don’t burn it down after he announces his return to Miami.

ESPN’s Tom Penn Thinks The Miami Heats’s Addition Of Shabazz Napier Will Keep It Going In “South Bitch”

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by Tommy Gimler

If that’s really what it’s called, then we finally get why mega-bitch Dwyane Wade loves playing there so much.

Watch This Fat Spurs Fan Fall Out Of A Pickup Truck While Celebrating San Antonio’s Curb Stomping Of Miami

Spurs Fan Falls Out of Truck

by Tommy Gimler

Driving down the street while standing with your door open, screaming and laying on the horn, and somewhere between three to five Latinos standing in the bed of your pickup truck. What could possibly go wrong?

ESPN’s Bradford Doolittle Said The 2014 NBA Finals Would Be The Best Ever. He Was Fucking Wrong, Brah

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by Tommy Gimler

Usually Mel Kiper’s dog shit analysis alone is enough to question why in the hell I drop three bucks a month on being an ESPN INsider instead of using the cash for a gum job from a homeless broad under an I-5 overpass. But it looks like Bradford Doolittle saw Kiper’s bag of shit and raised him one.

Donald Sterling Really Doesn’t Care For Magic Johnson

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by Frank Rhombus

Jesus fuck. If you didn’t see the interview Donald Sterling gave Anderson Cooper, do yourself a favor and tell your fat wife to take a fucking hike for about ten minutes so you can take it all in. For starters, Sterling looks like pure dog shit. I mean, if you had to include a picture next to the word “syphilis” in the Merriam-Webster Dictionary, I imagine it would look something like his face.

Washington Post Sports Columnist, Huge Fucking White Dork Mike Wise Was Not A Fan Of The Pacers’ Locker Room Music Tonight

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by Frank Rhombus

As far as we know, he doesn’t have an issue with the players’ rhinoceros cocks hanging out during post game interviews, though.

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