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In The DUGout: Cheer Up, Lakers Fans. It’s Almost Over…

Published by TheDug on April 16th, 2014

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Dear Laker Fans:

Since none of you have watched a game since they declared Kobe done for the year, you should know the worst season your team has had since it moved from The Land of 10,000 Lakes to The Golden State is almost over. (more…)


You Think We’re Sick? The Mavericks-Clippers Halftime Show Tonight Featured Retards Playing Full Court 5-On-5

Published by rhombus on April 3rd, 2014

by Frank Rhombus

If you want an entertaining NBA halftime show in your arena, then put a Chinese broad on a unicycle while she balances dishes. Put some trampolines underneath the baskets so a couple of gymnast queers can pull off some sick dunks. Hell, put a couple of puppies at center court and let them take turns eating their own shit for Christ’s sake. But 5-on-5 hoops between kids who can’t tie their shoes and spend half the day smelling their hands that they just pulled from their asses? Damn, girlfriend. (more…)


A Bum Has Licked My Asshole More Times Than The 76ers Have Posted A ‘W’ In The Last Two Months

Published by rhombus on March 27th, 2014

by Frank Rhombus

The Philadelphia 76ers were curb stomped by the Houston Rockets tonight to the tune of 120-98, tying an NBA record in the process by losing their 26th consecutive game. Being a 76ers fan right now has to be about as enjoyable as the time I shit out a roll of quarters in college after a dare. Hey, they said I could keep the money if I did it, but the most troubling part of that episode was that when it was all said and done, I only made $9.25 that night. (more…)


Yes, I am a Clippers Fan!

Published by TheDug on March 13th, 2014

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No! This is not “just a hat” (or shirt, or scarf, or pin, or coat, or jersey). Any time I leave the house in Clippers gear, I have to answer that question. (more…)


The Lakers Were A Goddamn Embarrassment Last Night

Published by tgim on March 7th, 2014

by Tommy Gimler

To say the Los Angeles Lakers are a bad team this year is a bigger understatement than me saying I would like to take Kate Upton out to dinner, as everybody knows I would eat a Skor Bar out of her asshole. And I fucking hate Skor Bars. But their 48-point beatdown courtesy of the Clippers Thursday night was a bigger joke than a Goo Goo Dolls live album. (more…)


Charles Barkley Also Thinks Turd “Journalist” Skip Bayless Is An Idiot

Published by tgim on March 6th, 2014

by Tommy Gimler

The Los Angeles Lakers were ass raped by the Los Angeles Clippers on TNT tonight by the score of 142-94, so odds are you tuned out pretty early to check out some tits on Skinemax instead.  (more…)