Category Archives: NBA

Vlade Divac Really Shoved It Up Kings Fans’ Peeholes When He Said He Passed Up A Better Offer For DeMarcus Cousins

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by Frank Rhombus

Of course, any deal other than the one the Kings accepted from New Orleans would likely fall under the “better” category. I mean, was there no way to throw in an Anthony Davis used condom?

Kyrie Irving Thinks The Earth Is Flat

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by Frank Rhombus

Well, here’s one example of why you should stay in school.

This Week’s Take 5

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by Kinner Shah

A quick look at the five sports stories from this week that really mattered.

Start Your Monday Off By Watching Boogie Cousins Get His Dick And Balls Grabbed By Buddy Hield

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by Tommy Gimler

Yeah, I’ll venture a guess that DeMarcus wasn’t there to finish the pick and roll this time around.

I Guess They Call Traveling In The NBA After All

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by Tommy Gimler

All it takes is for a superstar to take six steps while he’s holding onto the ball, I guess.

Joel Embiid Wants To Be An All-Star Just So He Can Hump Rihanna

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by Tommy Gimler

Don’t we all, buddy.

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