Category Archives: NBA

Some Of These 2016 NBA Win Totals Are More Ridiculous Than Derrick Rose Not Knowing What ‘Consent’ Means

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by Frank Rhombus

Like most sports these days, whether or not the over hits for some NBA teams this year will depend on whether or not some players are convicted of rape.

Add Draymond Green’s Hog To The List Of Athletes’ Dicks You Can View Online

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by Frank Rhombus

If you’re friends with Golden State Warriors forward Draymond Green, it’s officially time to sit him down, shake the fucking shit out of him, look him straight in the eyes and say, “Stop it!”

‘The Big Fundamental’ Tim Duncan Retires

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by Tommy Gimler

Funny. That’s the same nickname my wife gave me in the bedroom. But hey, I get the job done.

Frank Caliendo Reading Kevin Durant’s Farewell Letter As Morgan Freeman Might Be The Funniest Damn Thing We’ve Ever Heard

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by Frank Rhombus

Trying to write something meaningful after getting absolutely wrecked for the last four days is fucking difficult. I mean, how does Stephen King do it?

An Absolute Pile Of Shit Cavs Fan Literally Ate Shit At Their Championship Parade

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by Frank Rhombus

This is why we can’t have nice things.

Stephen A. Smith Proves He’s The Ultimate Turd By Going 0-6 With His NBA Finals Predictions Since 2011

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by Frank Rhombus

Going 0-6 in predicting the NBA champion once the teams are narrowed down to just two frankly seems like something that is utterly preposterous, especially when you’re supposed to step up and be a reliable source of Association knowledge because your network considers you to be an expert.

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