Category Archives: NBA

The Clippers Are Just Like The Red Sox Of Old

DeAndre Jordan, J.J. Redick, Blake Griffin

by Andy Ostroff

Growing up in Boston, I’ve been a life long Red Sox fan. And if you’ve only been paying attention the last ten years or so, you would be quite jealous.  However, I remember further back to 2003, and the feeling I got in my stomach in 2004 before the Sox changed their history forever. I even remember back before that when the Red Sox would rip your heart out, stomp all over it, then kick you in the nuts with their bloody boots.

The Truth!

Atlanta Hawks v Washington Wizards - Game Three

by Andy Ostroff

If you didn’t think it was going in when Paul Pierce got the ball at the end of Game 3 of the Wizards-Hawks series you probably haven’t been paying attention since 1998.

Here’s An NBA Ref Checking Out A Sideline Reporter’s Poop Chute

ref staring at ass

by Tommy Gimler

I don’t usually do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have … an absolutely … breathtaking … heinie. I mean, that thing is good. I wanna be friends with it.

Timofey Mozgov Just Gave Us The Best TV Commercial Of All Time

timofey mozgov tv commercial

by Tommy Gimler

Well, except for the Carl’s Jr. one where Charlotte McKinney is walking around in next to nothing. You would know whether or not you’ve seen it because if you did, you would remember how it wrecked your drawers.

A Woman At The Hornets-Kings Game Got Smoked In The Face By A Basketball

woman hit in face with basketball

by Tommy Gimler

Sorry, ma’am. When you have front row seats to an NBA game, you have to make a decision before you enter the arena: Do you want to watch the fucking game, or do you want to play Candy Crush?

Clippers Fan Who We’re Pretty Sure Doesn’t Have Downs Sucks At Free Throws

bad clippers fan free throw shooter

by Frank Rhombus

Feel like shit this Saturday morning? Hey, it could be worse. You could be this fucking clown.

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