Category Archives: NBA

There Is No Way Shaq Is Getting COVID-19 After Doing This

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by Tommy Gimler

Not even a Rudy Gobert rim job could take him down after this Lysol shower.

Doug Gottlieb Pulls A Stephen A. Smith And Tells Viewers That Kyrie Irving Makes The Celtics The 4th Best NBA Team

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s been about 24 years since Doug Gottlieb was charged with felony credit card theft, but it seems as though he’s still up to doing some stupid shit.

Shaq Loses Bet To Dwayne Wade And Is Forced To Show The World His Hairline

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by Tommy Gimler

Maybe next time he’ll just put a 10-spot on the Bucks-Heat game instead.

NYC Strip Club Says Business Increases More Than 35 Percent When This Team Plays The Knicks


by Tommy Gimler

Hint: It’s NOT the Sacramento Kings.

Larry Johnson Thinks Dwayne Wade Is A Freemason Sacrificing His Kid To Some Demons

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by Tommy Gimler

You might remember Larry Johnson as the stud Penn State running back who had three good seasons with the Kansas City Chiefs that probably either crushed your fantasy dreams or led you to a fake title.

Josh Smith Is Apparently The NBA’s Bobby Bonilla


by Tommy Gimler

“J-Smoove” is still making bank, bitch.

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