Category Archives: NBA

Mark Jackson Taught Valuable Lesson About Messing With Jews

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by Eddie Bagelstein

Is anyone else a little upset about the disrespect Mark Jackson’s being shown these days? It’s like back in the mid ’90s when he was traded for a guy named Pooh.

Savage Bulls Fan Vapes Lungs Out on TV

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by Eddie Bagelstein

The below Vine of a kid “savagely” vaping at a Nuggets-Bulls game is mildly entertaining, which is as much as you can ask for out of a six-second Vine. Or a six-paragraph blog post about those six seconds, really.

Porn Star Says She’ll Blow Entire Lakers Team If They Win 47 Games

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by Tommy Gimler

If you’re looking for the perfect statement to summarize just how far the once mighty Lakers have fallen, that should do it.

Lock And Load: The DUD’s Can’t Miss NBA Over/Under Bets


by Barry Murphy

BUFFALO BILL’S CASINO, PRIMM, NV – It’s NBA Over/Under time, my friends. Now, you may be thinking, why are you at Buffalo Bill’s, Murf?  Timing.  Vegas is all about get in and get out.  As I’ve gotten older, I’ve realized a simple fact… don’t be in that place any longer then you need to be. So as you read this, I’ll be sneaking into the kitchen at the Mirage, like a chubby Irish ninja, through the back hall and into the sports book. If all goes well, I’ll be out of there in 11 minutes.

DUD Investigation: Is A.C. Green Still a Virgin?

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by Eddie Bagelstein

For no apparent reason, I was wondering if A.C. Green ever got laid. I had no idea. I remembered he was a highly publicized virgin who had to fight off bitches galore, being not just a member of the Showtime Lakers but also one with a Jheri curl. But I had no memory of A.C. publicly getting laid. And I was concerned he might have finally imploded. So it seemed like a great opportunity for an Eddie Bagelstein Google Inquiry.

Welcome to the NBA Steve Ballmer, Now Shut the Fuck Up

Internet And Technology Leaders Address Web 2.0 Summit 2011

by Eddie Bagelstein

Watching this video of new Clippers owner Steve Ballmer going absolutely ape-shit nutzo at a rally for his new team, I immediately concluded the following: We’re going to be seeing way too much of this fucking guy. Doesn’t he remind you of a bigger, balder Mark Cuban, the league’s most annoyingly fired up billionaire cheerleader?

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