Category Archives: NBA

Here’s An NBA Ref Checking Out A Sideline Reporter’s Poop Chute

ref staring at ass

by Tommy Gimler

I don’t usually do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have … an absolutely … breathtaking … heinie. I mean, that thing is good. I wanna be friends with it.

Timofey Mozgov Just Gave Us The Best TV Commercial Of All Time

timofey mozgov tv commercial

by Tommy Gimler

Well, except for the Carl’s Jr. one where Charlotte McKinney is walking around in next to nothing. You would know whether or not you’ve seen it because if you did, you would remember how it wrecked your drawers.

A Woman At The Hornets-Kings Game Got Smoked In The Face By A Basketball

woman hit in face with basketball

by Tommy Gimler

Sorry, ma’am. When you have front row seats to an NBA game, you have to make a decision before you enter the arena: Do you want to watch the fucking game, or do you want to play Candy Crush?

Clippers Fan Who We’re Pretty Sure Doesn’t Have Downs Sucks At Free Throws

bad clippers fan free throw shooter

by Frank Rhombus

Feel like shit this Saturday morning? Hey, it could be worse. You could be this fucking clown.

Ohio Guard Passes LeBron But Aims To Be #1 At Sounding Like A Basic Bitch

luke kennard is a bitch

by Andy Ostroff

Congratulations to Luke Kennard who just passed Lebron James as the #4 all-time leading scorer in the state of Ohio. Here’s an article about the very impressive feat.

A Female Referee Actually Gave DeAndre Jordan A Technical Foul Last Night For Swearing At…Wait For It…The Basketball


by The Dug

At some point in every Clippers game, DeAndre Jordan yells “god dammit!” at one of his shots that hasn’t fallen in yet.

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