Category Archives: MLB

The Indians Are Hotter Than Shit. The Guys From Major League? Yeah, Not So Much

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by Tommy Gimler

If the legendary Lou Brown was still here, you’d probably hear him say something to the effect of, “You might live in Hollywood, but you look like shit.”

Danny Duffy Orders Combo Meal And Burgers At Burger King Drive Thru, Passes Out, Gets DUI

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by Tommy Gimler

We were waiting for a mugshot to appear before writing up this gem, and while that hasn’t happened, this picture of him having to explain to reporters why a guy making $5 million isn’t using a car service and is still eating dinner at Burger King will do just fine.

Here’s A Rather Shitty Call From Umpire Mike Estabrook In The Diamondbacks Game Yesterday

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by Tommy Gimler

Yup, the sports day before the Mayweather-McGregor fight is slower than the kid who bagged my groceries at Piggly Wiggly this morning.

Here’s Another Play That Pretty Much Sums Up The 2017 New York Mets

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s almost as dangerous being on the New York Mets roster these days as it is going bareback with Charlie Sheen.

Guy Throws First Pitch At Red Sox Game And Drills A Cameraman Right In The Cock And Balls

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by Tommy Gimler

Im-pecker-able aim, buddy.

Giancarlo Stanton Can Plow My Sister

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s official: Giancarlo Stanton is hotter than Kate Upton scissoring Charlotte McKinney on a bed made solely of baby seal skins.

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