Category Archives: MLB

Here’s Every MLB Team’s 2019 Season Prediction In Just One Sentence

all rise

by Tommy Gimler

Here’s the perfect article if you only have five minutes to get ready for baseball.

NL West Could Once Again Be Tighter Than Gokul’s Anus This Year, Bro

dodgers

by Rakesh the Intern

If this NL West is tight like anus, then AL West would be just like my ex-girlfriend Akansh’s legs: wide open, bro.

It Will Be Astros And Nobody Else In This AL West, Bro

kate upton astros

by Rakesh the Intern

This could be year where Astros pitcher has just as many World Series rings as his wife does huge boobies, bro.

Worst Division In Baseball Is This AL Central, Bro

terry francona indians

by Rakesh the Intern

Look more Detroit to have more murders than baseball wins this summer, bro.

This Should Be Year Cubs Make It Back To World Series, Bro

murray cubs

by Rakesh the Intern

Look for thousands of pale white people on this Chicago North Side to be drunk and happy this summer, bro.

Here’s Stephen A. Smith Once Again Proving He’s Absolutely Worthless

Stephen A Smith

by Tommy Gimler

This is becoming utterly and stupendously ridiculous.

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