Category Archives: MLB

Here’s An Umpire Getting Drilled In The Nuts By A Santiago Casilla Fastball

umpire hit in nuts

by Tommy Gimler

Oh, man. It’s so much funnier when it’s not you.

Here’s Miguel Sano Hitting A Woman In The Face With A 466-Foot Home Run

miguel sano home run woman's face

by Tommy Gimler

She had more than just a salmon filet for dinner last night.

Toronto’s Chris Coghlan Channeled His Inner Willie Mays Hayes And Scored The Greatest Run Ever

chris coghlan slide

by Tommy Gimler

That’s Mr. Peckerhead to you, Molina.

Looks Like There’s Plenty Of Room To Dry Hump At The Braves’ New Ballpark

atlanta braves new stadium

by Tommy Gimler

The Atlanta Braves said they needed a brand new ballpark to get people to watch them lose in person, but it turns out they’re just like my 91-year-old grandfather’s large intestine: full of shit.

Add Starling Marte To The List Of Turds Who Refuse To Just Admit They Knowingly Took PEDs Once They’re Busted

starling marte nandrolone

by Tommy Gimler

Pittsburgh Pirates outfielder Starling Marte has 2.2 million reasons to be disappointed with today’s news that he’ll miss the next 80 games after testing positive for nandrolone.

Here Are More Sam Dyson Hate Tweets Because Oh, Why Not?

sam dyson sucks

by Tommy Gimler

Let’s be honest: I have a better shot of humping Kate Upton at Justin Verlander’s wedding than Sam Dyson does at closing out another Rangers game in a save situation this year.

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