Category Archives: MLB

The Orioles Got Stuck In An Elevator Yesterday

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by Frank Rhombus

I don’t have time to be cute, so I’m just going to come out and say it: The Baltimore Orioles are fucking garbage.

3 Bold Predictions For MLB’s Second Half

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by Tommy Gimler

Oh boy, Josh.

Rockies Fan Outruns Coors Field Security But Then Gets Crushed By Heroic Fan

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by Tommy Gimler

Holy shit, he made it! Oh wait, no he didn’t.

Jesus Aguilar Deserves The Majority Of Your ASG Final Votes But This Video Pimping Out Brandon Belt Is Also Worthy Of A Few, Brother

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by Tommy Gimler

Maybe it’s just us, but it sure seems like the “Ballot Brothers” do a shit ton of coke.

Baltimore Bag Of S**t Chris Davis Is On Pace For The Worst Season Ever

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by Tommy Gimler

Imagine going into work at the Hostess plant, but instead of standing on the line and making sure each Ding Dong is filled with the correct amount of creamy deliciousness, you spend the majority of each day in a meth-induced coma while trapped inside the Zingers girl’s locker.

Here’s The Pirates Bullpen Coach Spraying Something On A Reliever’s Arm

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by Frank Rhombus

Rules are for suckers.

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