Category Archives: MLB

Add Starling Marte To The List Of Turds Who Refuse To Just Admit They Knowingly Took PEDs Once They’re Busted

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by Tommy Gimler

Pittsburgh Pirates outfielder Starling Marte has 2.2 million reasons to be disappointed with today’s news that he’ll miss the next 80 games after testing positive for nandrolone.

Here Are More Sam Dyson Hate Tweets Because Oh, Why Not?

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by Tommy Gimler

Let’s be honest: I have a better shot of humping Kate Upton at Justin Verlander’s wedding than Sam Dyson does at closing out another Rangers game in a save situation this year.

The Responses To The Chief Wahoo Protests Are Pretty Goddamn Funny

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by Frank Rhombus

You think every Irish person rags on a Notre Dame logo?

So We’re Pretty Sure Texas Rangers Fans Are Sick Of Sam Dyson Blowing Games

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by Tommy Gimler

Here’s one guy you won’t find on the list of guys who can plow my sister.

Just Checking In Annnnnnnd Carlos Gomez Is Still Fucking Garbage

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by Frank Rhombus

If you’re into players who try to put the ball into the Disneyland parking lot on a 1-2 pitch but fail miserably every goddamn time, then boy, do we have the guy for you.

Somebody Blew Up A Condom At Miller Park And Threw It Onto The Field Today

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by Tommy Gimler

Funny. We didn’t think people in Wisconsin used protection.

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