Category Archives: MLB

The Umpire Who Ejected Adrian Beltre For Moving The On-Deck Circle Can Eat A Dick

adrian beltre on deck circle

by Frank Rhombus

It’s only a game, Focker!

This Kid Kicking Dee Gordon Is Easily The Highlight Of The Year For The Cincinnati Reds

kid kicks dee gordon

by Tommy Gimler

We were going to post this yesterday, but then Jordan Spieth gave his caddy a dick tap after winning The Open.

The Bat Flip Of The Next Generation Looks Just A Tad Unsafe

kid bat flip

by Tommy Gimler

In even more shocking news, they apparently make Hernan Perez jerseys for little kids and people are actually buying them.

5 Bold Predictions For MLB’s Second Half

phillies-fan-taser

by Tommy Gimler

Let’s start with this: Houston’s George Springer will have the best season ever for a stutterer.

A Kid Finally Got Drilled Shagging Balls During The Home Run Derby

mlb 2017 home run derby

by Frank Rhombus

And that, kids, is why you have to sign a waiver to take a shit in 2017.

This Mets Fan Downing A Beer With No Hands Is The Highlight Of The Mets’ Season So Far

mets fan beer

by Tommy Gimler

There were surprisingly a ton of Mets fans who showed up in St. Louis for a three-game series between the Cardinals and Mets over the weekend. Unfortunately for them, the Mets did not.

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