Category Archives: MLB

Here Is Exactly How Every American League Team Will Finish In 2018

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by Tommy Gimler

As long as King Felix’s arm doesn’t fall off in June, we think the Mariners might be something this year.

Liquid Shit Pouring Onto The Diamond At Dodger Stadium Is A Great Way To Begin Our MLB Preview Podcast

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by Tommy Gimler

Looks like Larry King forgot to wear his diaper.

Every National League Team’s 2018 Preview In Two Sentences Or Less

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by Tommy Gimler

Bad news for Pirates and Padres fans, as your teams blow.

Rob Refsnyder Hit Probably The Craziest Ground-Rule Double You’ll Ever See

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by Tommy Gimler

Less than one week until baseball, kids!

These Royals Players Look Ecstatic About Having To Sit Through An Anti-Porn Presentation

Royals porn addiction

by Tommy Gimler

What a waste of time! Just like studying 19th century French poetry in college.

Max Scherzer Needed Just 40 Seconds To Strike Out Tim Tebow On Three Pitches

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, what do you know, Harris? Apparently Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball.

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