Category Archives: MLB

This Dude Just Put $3.5 Million On The Astros To Win The World Series


by Tommy Gimler

100 bucks on Houston to win the World Series will net the average bettor 220 clams if it comes to fruition.

MLB Warns All Players To Stop Buying Their Boner Pills At Gas Stations

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by Tommy Gimler

I’ll be honest. Wawa makes a hell of a sandwich, but odds are if you’re looking for the safest way to still get blood lumber in bed with your wife 13 years and 62 pounds later, you’re going to want to shop elsewhere.

One Man’s D**k Sandwich Wound Up Being Another Man’s Third Home Run Of The Game

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by Tommy Gimler

If you’re looking for one play to sum up the 2019 Detroit Tigers season, here’s one that’s more than qualified.

Subpar ESPN Baseball Analyst Alex Rodriguez Is A Great Reminder To Never Have $500K Worth Of Stuff In Your Vehicle

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by Tommy Gimler

Especially in a city where the word “sidewalk” apparently also means “toilet.”

Orioles Manager Brandon Hyde Finally Told Chris Davis He Blows And Davis Wasn’t Happy About It

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by Tommy Gimler

At this point, maybe Chris Davis should try hitting right-handed.

Here Are The Top 5 MLB Players Weekend Jersey Names You’ll See This Year

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by Tommy Gimler

And congrats to Zack Greinke for having zero fun by going with “Greinke” and once again winning the award for the biggest bug up his ass.

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