Category Archives: MLB

Just Like Ian Kinsler Said, Angel Hernandez Needs To Find A New Job Because He’s A Giant Bag Of Shit

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by Tommy Gimler

If God truly existed, he would’ve had Ian Kinsler live-tweeting Angel Hernandez’s complete failure behind the plate in Friday afternoon’s ALDS Game 2 in Houston.

Here’s Yankees Catcher Gary Sanchez Taking A Foul Ball To His Pecker

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by Tommy Gimler

And that, kids, is why adults wear cups.

45 Dudes Dressed As Magnum P.I. For A Bachelor Party At A Tigers Game Got Tossed For ‘Catcalling’

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by Tommy Gimler

Mustaches, funny shirts and whistling at women are all important ingredients of many successful bachelor parties these days.

Some Hot Chick Flashed Her Tits At The Cardinals Game Last Night And They Were Sensational

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, it looks as though we have finally found a way to sit through a Cardinals game and not be totally disgusted.

The Indians Are Hotter Than Shit. The Guys From Major League? Yeah, Not So Much

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by Tommy Gimler

If the legendary Lou Brown was still here, you’d probably hear him say something to the effect of, “You might live in Hollywood, but you look like shit.”

Danny Duffy Orders Combo Meal And Burgers At Burger King Drive Thru, Passes Out, Gets DUI

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by Tommy Gimler

We were waiting for a mugshot to appear before writing up this gem, and while that hasn’t happened, this picture of him having to explain to reporters why a guy making $5 million isn’t using a car service and is still eating dinner at Burger King will do just fine.

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