Category Archives: MLB

Just Checking In Annnnnnnd Carlos Gomez Is Still Fucking Garbage

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by Frank Rhombus

If you’re into players who try to put the ball into the Disneyland parking lot on a 1-2 pitch but fail miserably every goddamn time, then boy, do we have the guy for you.

Somebody Blew Up A Condom At Miller Park And Threw It Onto The Field Today

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by Tommy Gimler

Funny. We didn’t think people in Wisconsin used protection.

Bold Choice By This Cincinnati Reds Prospect Who Did A Line Of Blow On Snapchat

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by Tommy Gimler

There are very few times in your life when you would have been better off taking a shit in the soda fountain at Arby’s than doing whatever it was that you just did.

Stephen Piscotty Got Hit By The Ball Three Times In One Inning Last Night

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by Tommy Gimler

Stephen Piscotty had one hell of a night last night, but it wasn’t one of those 3-for-the-price-of-1 on choice puss kind of nights.

I Ate A Pot Cookie And Then Predicted How Every AL Team Would Finish

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by Frank Rhombus

If my calculations are correct, the Indians are going to win six billion games this year.

Here’s A Preview Of Every NL West Team In Two Sentences Or Less

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by Tommy Gimler

Look, we get it. Reading sucks. That’s why we’ve also included a few pictures of female fans with huge tits.

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