Category Archives: MLB

Christian Yelich Can Plow My Sister

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by Tommy Gimler

Hell, both of them. At the same time. Unprotected.

San Diego Idiot Gets Smoked By Security As He Tries To Run Across The Diamond

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by Tommy Gimler

There are some “streaking” attempts that are totally worth the $1,000 fine and a night in the clink.

Cardinals Pitcher Dakota Hudson Finding Out He Made It To The Show Is Something Special

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by Tommy Gimler

The only problem? You guessed it – he plays for the Cardinals.

This Whole ‘Digging Up An Athlete’s Tweets When He Was An Ignorant Child’ Thing Needs To Stop Right Now

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by Frank Rhombus

And if you’re a sports agent, your only job this week is to have the hot intern in the office sift through every one of your clients’ tweets.

Carlos Gomez Pitches Just Like He Hits: Terribly

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by Tommy Gimler

It could be much worse for Brewers fans than adding Mike Moustakas to the squad in exchange for a five-tool future stud. I mean, this clown could still be on your team.

The Brewers Just Got Absolutely Dicked By The Royals: A Mike Moustakas Story

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by Tommy Gimler

Two months of a .250 hitter in exchange for a five-tool future stud and a Puerto Rican kid? Fuck me.

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