Category Archives: MLB

Our Educated Guess Is That Dodgers Pitcher Rich Hill Is NOT A Fan Of The Shift

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by Tommy Gimler

Ugh, you goddamn nerds.

Here’s Tampa Bay’s First Base Coach Timing A Fan While He Chugs His Beer

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by Tommy Gimler

2.3 seconds?!?! Somebody get this guy a uniform.

Instead Of Focusing On Christian Yelich At The Plate, Phillies Fan Picks His Nose And Eats A Booger

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by Tommy Gimler

Everybody picks their nose. It’s just that some are better than others in the discretion department.

What If You Could Wait Until 3 Weeks Of MLB Games Were Played Before Betting On Win Totals?

MLB: Boston Red Sox at Detroit Tigers

by Tommy Gimler

The Boston Red Sox under is suddenly looking tastier than one of Tito’s tacos.

Yu Darvish, Who Sucks, Took Out Three People With One Terrible 99-MPH Fastball

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by Tommy Gimler

Better teach this kid some control before he kills somebody.

Chris Davis Raised His Batting Average 79 Points Today After Finally Getting A Hit

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by Tommy Gimler

Three of them, bitch!

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