Category Archives: Colorado Rockies

Rockies Fan Outruns Coors Field Security But Then Gets Crushed By Heroic Fan

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by Tommy Gimler

Holy shit, he made it! Oh wait, no he didn’t.

Watch This Tool In Jorts Get Crushed By Security At The Cubs-Rockies Game

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by Frank Rhombus

Jean shorts? Running onto the field? Getting arrested? Man, making quality life choices for this guy is quite the bitch.

Every National League Team’s 2018 Preview In Two Sentences Or Less

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by Tommy Gimler

Bad news for Pirates and Padres fans, as your teams blow.

Here’s A Preview Of Every NL West Team In Two Sentences Or Less

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by Tommy Gimler

Look, we get it. Reading sucks. That’s why we’ve also included a few pictures of female fans with huge tits.

Trevor Story Hits 7th Home Run, Can Plow My Sister

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by Tommy Gimler

The list of the top ten guys who have permission to run a train on my sister is usually loaded with athletes who have not committed a rape and have been making bitches out of their peers for a number of years now.

2016 NL West Preview

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by Rakesh the Intern

Our apologies to Dodgers fans, bro, as we’re going to write this preview in English, my friend.

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