Category Archives: San Diego Padres

NL West Could Once Again Be Tighter Than Gokul’s Anus This Year, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

If this NL West is tight like anus, then AL West would be just like my ex-girlfriend Akansh’s legs: wide open, bro.

San Diego Idiot Gets Smoked By Security As He Tries To Run Across The Diamond

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by Tommy Gimler

There are some “streaking” attempts that are totally worth the $1,000 fine and a night in the clink.

Every National League Team’s 2018 Preview In Two Sentences Or Less

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by Tommy Gimler

Bad news for Pirates and Padres fans, as your teams blow.

A Pirates Fan Got Drilled In The Nuts By A Home Run Friday Night

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by Tommy Gimler

An “unfortunate place,” indeed.

Here’s A Preview Of Every NL West Team In Two Sentences Or Less

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by Tommy Gimler

Look, we get it. Reading sucks. That’s why we’ve also included a few pictures of female fans with huge tits.

Give Any Upton Brother Millions Of Dollars And They’ll Give You A Dick Sandwich

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by Tommy Gimler

The 2016 MLB season might be younger than the kid who makes my boxer briefs, but it looks as though another Upton brother is showing the world he is nothing more than an overpaid pile of dog shit.

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