Category Archives: San Francisco Giants

2015 NL West Preview

new padres

by Tommy Gimler

The good news for Padres fans is that they just landed baseball’s best closer in Craig Kimbrel. The bad news is that they also just landed baseball’s worst player in Melvin Upton, Jr.

Is This Fat Fuck Really The Best Guy Chevrolet Could Find To Present The World Series MVP Award?

Rikk Wilde

by Frank Rhombus

It looks like Rikk Wilde has just a tad more trouble with public speaking than he does finding the best buffet in town.

Hey Ladies! You Can Go To The NLDS With This Douche, But You’ll Have To Pay For Your Ticket


by Frank Rhombus

The nerve of this fucking guy.

The Funniest First Half Breakdown For All 30 MLB Teams

brewers walk off

by Tommy Gimler

Brewers and Athletics fans probably have permaboners, as their respective teams have been hotter than Kate Upton and Imogen Thomas bumping hump holes. Meanwhile, if the old fucks in St. Petersburg nursing homes haven’t had a chance to catch any Tampa Bay Rays games yet, they should just take a look in their diapers to see what their team has been playing like.

The Most Overpaid MLB Players Of 2014 So Far

bj upton sucks

by Tommy Gimler

You know B.J. Upton is going to make the list, but who else is going to join him on the podium of overpaid turds?

Unacceptable Jerseys For True Baseball Fans – Volume 2


by “Dirty” Mike Valley

So Gim goes to this Brewers-Pirates game, and he says he almost blew chunks tailgating at Miller Park because he just parties that fucking hard. But I would assume that he actually got trashed on Listerine at the airport, alone, because no one wanted to pick his mohawkin’ ass up.

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