Category Archives: San Francisco Giants

Every National League Team’s 2018 Preview In Two Sentences Or Less

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by Tommy Gimler

Bad news for Pirates and Padres fans, as your teams blow.

Here’s A Preview Of Every NL West Team In Two Sentences Or Less

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by Tommy Gimler

Look, we get it. Reading sucks. That’s why we’ve also included a few pictures of female fans with huge tits.

MLB Umpire Bob Davidson Threw A Phillies Fan Out Of The Ballpark For Saying ‘You Suck’

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by Tommy Gimler

Bob Davidson is one of the three worst umpires in Major League Baseball. He looks like your stereotypical alcoholic uncle who failed out of high school but somehow still thinks the world evolves around him, and his favorite pastime is bitching about getting laid off from the Dr. Pepper factory again.

2016 NL West Preview

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by Rakesh the Intern

Our apologies to Dodgers fans, bro, as we’re going to write this preview in English, my friend.

Madison Bumgarner Has Made Clayton Kershaw His Bitch

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by Andy Ostroff

Having adopted the Dodgers as my second favorite team, this is kind of hard to watch. In fact, I feel guilty just talking about it.

2015 NL West Preview

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by Tommy Gimler

The good news for Padres fans is that they just landed baseball’s best closer in Craig Kimbrel. The bad news is that they also just landed baseball’s worst player in Melvin Upton, Jr.

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