Category Archives: San Francisco Giants

NL West Could Once Again Be Tighter Than Gokul’s Anus This Year, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

If this NL West is tight like anus, then AL West would be just like my ex-girlfriend Akansh’s legs: wide open, bro.

Jesus Aguilar Deserves The Majority Of Your ASG Final Votes But This Video Pimping Out Brandon Belt Is Also Worthy Of A Few, Brother

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by Tommy Gimler

Maybe it’s just us, but it sure seems like the “Ballot Brothers” do a shit ton of coke.

Giants Pitcher Hunter Strickland Is Apparently Still A Mentally Unstable Person

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by Frank Rhombus

Even more disturbing than Hunter Strickland’s lack of self-control might be the fact that he’s an avid hunter.

Akbar Gbaja-Biamila Probably Threw The Worst First Pitch Ever At The Phillies-Giants Game

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by Frank Rhombus

Still better than anybody pitching for the Reds, though.

Every National League Team’s 2018 Preview In Two Sentences Or Less

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by Tommy Gimler

Bad news for Pirates and Padres fans, as your teams blow.

Here’s A Preview Of Every NL West Team In Two Sentences Or Less

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by Tommy Gimler

Look, we get it. Reading sucks. That’s why we’ve also included a few pictures of female fans with huge tits.

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