Category Archives: Los Angeles Dodgers

If You’re Going To Bring A Glove To A Baseball Game Then Catch The Damn Ball, Nerd

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by Tommy Gimler

Man, the left field bleachers at Dodger Stadium sure looked like quite the sausage fest Tuesday night.

Umpire Jim Wolf And The Rest Of His Crew Can Eat A Dick For That Curtis Granderson Foul Ball Call Last Night

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by Tommy Gimler

And so can Curtis Granderson for insinuating that his bat touched the ball.

Did Mia Khalifa Really Get Kicked Out Of The Dodgers-Cubs Game For Punching A Dude Who Wanted A Selfie With Her?

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by Tommy Gimler

Easily the most important story facing Planet Earth today.

Here’s A Preview Of Every NL West Team In Two Sentences Or Less

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by Tommy Gimler

Look, we get it. Reading sucks. That’s why we’ve also included a few pictures of female fans with huge tits.

Re-Examining Why Clayton Kershaw Can Plow My Sister

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by Tommy Gimler

Both of them.

So How Many Guys At MLB Headquarters Has Chase Utley Sucked Off?

syndergaard throws behind utley

by Frank Rhombus

New York’s Noah Syndergaard was ejected today for throwing a 99 MPH fuck you pitch behind the back of Chase Utley. No warning. No “Hey, knock it the fuck off.” No nothing. So, that begs the question, “Exactly how many knob jobs has Utley given the guys at MLB headquarters?”

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