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Get The Shit Out Of Your Ears: Our First DUDcast

Published by tgim on April 3rd, 2013

by Tommy Gimler and Michael Louis

What do you get when you lock five sports fans and a comedian in a condo loaded with two bottles of Glenfiddich, eighteen Bud Lights, and a high-speed internet connection? Well, I guess it depends on which part of Los Angeles you live in. But in this case, we’re talking about our first podcast: The DUDcast. (more…)


These NL Teams Are Pig Shit And They Don’t Deserve Their Own Preview

Published by tgim on March 28th, 2013

by Tommy Gimler

As we began to compile our preview of the 2013 Arizona Diamondbacks, we suddenly had an epiphany. If Arizona Diamondbacks fans don’t care about the Arizona Diamondbacks, then why would anybody else in the country care about the Arizona Diamondbacks? (more…)


2013 MLB Over/Under Win Totals Are Out

Published by tgim on February 19th, 2013

by Tommy Gimler

The Atlantis Casino in Reno might be as irrelevant as Mindy McCready’s life 364 days of the year, but for the last seven years, they have been the first sportsbook to release Major League Baseball’s over/under win totals. So for that, they can plow my sister. (more…)


Why Cincinnati, Oakland, and Baltimore Fans Don’t Deserve A Title

Published by tgim on October 12th, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

During Game 4 of the Tigers-Athletics ALDS Series Wednesday night, TBS/TNT announcer Buck Martinez mentioned how amazing the Oakland Athletics fans were at supporting their team. Bull shit. We’re here to tell you they are some of the worst fans in baseball. (more…)


Hey. So, Jim Joyce Saved A Life Last Week

Published by tgim on August 29th, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

On June 2, 2010, one of the most respected umpires in Major League Baseball ruined a perfect game by making a safe call on what should have been the 27th out for Detroit’s Armando Galarraga. That is the day Jim Joyce became a household name. (more…)


Studs and DUDs of the Week

Published by tgim on July 23rd, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

Three AL West teams are on pace to make the postseason, somebody put a quarter in Jason Kubel instead of a cheeseburger, and Dan Uggla and his Popeye arms only have one home run since June 9th. And holy shit. Ichiro was just traded to the Yankees… (more…)