Category Archives: Arizona Diamondbacks

NL West Could Once Again Be Tighter Than Gokul’s Anus This Year, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

If this NL West is tight like anus, then AL West would be just like my ex-girlfriend Akansh’s legs: wide open, bro.

Reading The Story Of Archie Bradley Crapping His Pants During A Game Is Worth Your Time

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by Tommy Gimler

If Imodium A-D’s marketing crew doesn’t jump at this opportunity, they’re really dropping the ball, which quite frankly would still be better than dropping a deuce in your trousers.

You Might Need A Fresh Set Of Drawers After Seeing This Bryce Harper Home Run

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by Tommy Gimler

Ho. Lee. Shit.

Every National League Team’s 2018 Preview In Two Sentences Or Less

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by Tommy Gimler

Bad news for Pirates and Padres fans, as your teams blow.

Here’s A Rather Shitty Call From Umpire Mike Estabrook In The Diamondbacks Game Yesterday

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by Tommy Gimler

Yup, the sports day before the Mayweather-McGregor fight is slower than the kid who bagged my groceries at Piggly Wiggly this morning.

Here’s A Preview Of Every NL West Team In Two Sentences Or Less

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by Tommy Gimler

Look, we get it. Reading sucks. That’s why we’ve also included a few pictures of female fans with huge tits.

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