Category Archives: Arizona Diamondbacks

Here’s A Rather Shitty Call From Umpire Mike Estabrook In The Diamondbacks Game Yesterday

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by Tommy Gimler

Yup, the sports day before the Mayweather-McGregor fight is slower than the kid who bagged my groceries at Piggly Wiggly this morning.

Here’s A Preview Of Every NL West Team In Two Sentences Or Less

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by Tommy Gimler

Look, we get it. Reading sucks. That’s why we’ve also included a few pictures of female fans with huge tits.

Remembering The Time Rickie Weeks Swung And Missed During The Home Run Derby

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by Tommy Gimler

Even crazier than that? You guessed it: Dude is still on a big league roster. Oh, and wouldn’t you know it, that team is in last place. Go figure.

2016 NL West Preview

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by Rakesh the Intern

Our apologies to Dodgers fans, bro, as we’re going to write this preview in English, my friend.

2015 NL West Preview

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by Tommy Gimler

The good news for Padres fans is that they just landed baseball’s best closer in Craig Kimbrel. The bad news is that they also just landed baseball’s worst player in Melvin Upton, Jr.

The Funniest First Half Breakdown For All 30 MLB Teams

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by Tommy Gimler

Brewers and Athletics fans probably have permaboners, as their respective teams have been hotter than Kate Upton and Imogen Thomas bumping hump holes. Meanwhile, if the old fucks in St. Petersburg nursing homes haven’t had a chance to catch any Tampa Bay Rays games yet, they should just take a look in their diapers to see what their team has been playing like.

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