Category Archives: NL West

Clayton Kershaw And Mike Trout Are Your MVPs, Can Plow My Sister

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by Tommy Gimler

Clayton Kershaw and Mike Trout were named the NL and AL Most Valuable Players today, cementing their #1 and #2 spots on the list of guys who can run a train on my sister.

Is This Fat Fuck Really The Best Guy Chevrolet Could Find To Present The World Series MVP Award?

Rikk Wilde

by Frank Rhombus

It looks like Rikk Wilde has just a tad more trouble with public speaking than he does finding the best buffet in town.

Hey Ladies! You Can Go To The NLDS With This Douche, But You’ll Have To Pay For Your Ticket

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by Frank Rhombus

The nerve of this fucking guy.

Clayton Kershaw Is Must-See TV And I Can’t Fucking Watch It

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by Frank Rhombus

That’s it! After reading that Clayton Kershaw won his tenth straight game and pitched his second consecutive complete game, I’ve fucking had enough. The guys at Time Warner and DIRECTV need to put their dicks back in their khakis, sit the fuck down, and hammer out a deal so I can finally watch the goddamn Dodgers play some baseball this summer.

The Top 5 MLB First Half Fantasy DUDs

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by Tommy Gimler

Matthew Berry and Eric Karabell are huge fucking dorks at the four-letter, and they told you to draft these guys before the 2014 MLB season started. But odds are if you still have these turds on your fantasy baseball team, you’re almost as far away from winning a championship as Danica Patrick is from winning a race on American soil.

The Funniest First Half Breakdown For All 30 MLB Teams

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by Tommy Gimler

Brewers and Athletics fans probably have permaboners, as their respective teams have been hotter than Kate Upton and Imogen Thomas bumping hump holes. Meanwhile, if the old fucks in St. Petersburg nursing homes haven’t had a chance to catch any Tampa Bay Rays games yet, they should just take a look in their diapers to see what their team has been playing like.

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