Category Archives: NL West

MLB Umpire Bob Davidson Threw A Phillies Fan Out Of The Ballpark For Saying ‘You Suck’

bob davidson drunk fan

by Tommy Gimler

Bob Davidson is one of the three worst umpires in Major League Baseball. He looks like your stereotypical alcoholic uncle who failed out of high school but somehow still thinks the world evolves around him, and his favorite pastime is bitching about getting laid off from the Dr. Pepper factory again.

Remembering The Time Rickie Weeks Swung And Missed During The Home Run Derby

rickie weeks home run derby swing and miss

by Tommy Gimler

Even crazier than that? You guessed it: Dude is still on a big league roster. Oh, and wouldn’t you know it, that team is in last place. Go figure.

Re-Examining Why Clayton Kershaw Can Plow My Sister

clayton kershaw plow my sister

by Tommy Gimler

Both of them.

So How Many Guys At MLB Headquarters Has Chase Utley Sucked Off?

syndergaard throws behind utley

by Frank Rhombus

New York’s Noah Syndergaard was ejected today for throwing a 99 MPH fuck you pitch behind the back of Chase Utley. No warning. No “Hey, knock it the fuck off.” No nothing. So, that begs the question, “Exactly how many knob jobs has Utley given the guys at MLB headquarters?”

Give Any Upton Brother Millions Of Dollars And They’ll Give You A Dick Sandwich

justin upton strikeouts

by Tommy Gimler

The 2016 MLB season might be younger than the kid who makes my boxer briefs, but it looks as though another Upton brother is showing the world he is nothing more than an overpaid pile of dog shit.

Trevor Story Hits 7th Home Run, Can Plow My Sister


by Tommy Gimler

The list of the top ten guys who have permission to run a train on my sister is usually loaded with athletes who have not committed a rape and have been making bitches out of their peers for a number of years now.

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