Category Archives: NL West

Madison Bumgarner Has Made Clayton Kershaw His Bitch

Madison Bumgarner

by Andy Ostroff

Having adopted the Dodgers as my second favorite team, this is kind of hard to watch. In fact, I feel guilty just talking about it.

Adrian Gonzalez Is Hotter Than Two Broads Scissoring Each Other In Church

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by Frank Rhombus

Los Angeles Dodgers first baseman Adrian Gonzalez’s numbers through three games are bigger than Melissa McCarthy’s gunt: .769 average, 5 HR, 7 runs, 7 RBI, and a 2.846 OPS.

2015 NL West Preview

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by Tommy Gimler

The good news for Padres fans is that they just landed baseball’s best closer in Craig Kimbrel. The bad news is that they also just landed baseball’s worst player in Melvin Upton, Jr.

Tommy Lasorda Dancing To ‘Turn Down For What’ Might Give You An Erection

tommy lasorda turn down for what

by Tommy Gimler

A new study suggests that men who watch more than two hours of porn every week have a better chance of getting aroused than those who don’t. Or you could just watch this clip of Tommy Lasorda shaking his shit and see if that does the trick.

2015 National League Win Total Over/Unders Are Out, You Hookers


by Tommy Gimler

It’s 12 degrees in Milwaukee today, so odds are that any news about the boys of summer will be a welcome sight for those poor fuckers.

Clayton Kershaw And Mike Trout Are Your MVPs, Can Plow My Sister

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by Tommy Gimler

Clayton Kershaw and Mike Trout were named the NL and AL Most Valuable Players today, cementing their #1 and #2 spots on the list of guys who can run a train on my sister.

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