Category Archives: NL West

Tommy Lasorda Dancing To ‘Turn Down For What’ Might Give You An Erection

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by Tommy Gimler

A new study suggests that men who watch more than two hours of porn every week have a better chance of getting aroused than those who don’t. Or you could just watch this clip of Tommy Lasorda shaking his shit and see if that does the trick.

2015 National League Win Total Over/Unders Are Out, You Hookers

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s 12 degrees in Milwaukee today, so odds are that any news about the boys of summer will be a welcome sight for those poor fuckers.

Clayton Kershaw And Mike Trout Are Your MVPs, Can Plow My Sister

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by Tommy Gimler

Clayton Kershaw and Mike Trout were named the NL and AL Most Valuable Players today, cementing their #1 and #2 spots on the list of guys who can run a train on my sister.

Is This Fat Fuck Really The Best Guy Chevrolet Could Find To Present The World Series MVP Award?

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by Frank Rhombus

It looks like Rikk Wilde has just a tad more trouble with public speaking than he does finding the best buffet in town.

Hey Ladies! You Can Go To The NLDS With This Douche, But You’ll Have To Pay For Your Ticket

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by Frank Rhombus

The nerve of this fucking guy.

Clayton Kershaw Is Must-See TV And I Can’t Fucking Watch It

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by Frank Rhombus

That’s it! After reading that Clayton Kershaw won his tenth straight game and pitched his second consecutive complete game, I’ve fucking had enough. The guys at Time Warner and DIRECTV need to put their dicks back in their khakis, sit the fuck down, and hammer out a deal so I can finally watch the goddamn Dodgers play some baseball this summer.

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