Category Archives: Philadelphia Phillies

A Bottle Of Bud Light Lime Probably Saved A Man’s Life At The Mets-Phillies Game On Saturday

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by Frank Rhombus

It’s like I’ve always said: Drinking saves lives.

The NL East Will Suck Big Goat Dick In 2016, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

I’ll tell you something, bro. Some of these teams have bigger problems than Uncle Kunal, and we once caught that guy fucking goat at family reunion.

A Local Fan’s View Of The Pig Shit Awful Phillies

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by Schroeder

If the Milwaukee Brewers actually pull off a sweep of the Philadelphia Phillies tonight, it will be the nastiest broom the sports world has seen since the one that was shoved up a Johnson Creek wrestler’s balloon knot in 1992.

2015 NL East Preview

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by Matty Ballgame

Damn. It’s looks as though Bryce Harper lifted a weight or two in the offseason.

Ruben Amaro’s Fake Gmail Account Is Shit Your Pants Awesome

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by Tommy Gimler

When Jayson Werth leaves a message entitled “$126 MILLION AND IN FIRST PLACE – BLOW ME,” you’ve got our attention.

Cliff Lee Farted At The End Of His Interview Last Night

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by Tommy Gimler

Baseball players and managers farting during postgame interviews is becoming almost as common as an East Coast frat house rape. The latest to join the trend was Philadelphia’s Cliff Lee, who blew ass on Comcast Sportsnet after answering several questions pertaining to his shittiness last night.

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