Category Archives: Philadelphia Phillies

MLB Umpire Ejects Pitcher For Hitting Batter, Pitch Was Actually A Breaking Ball

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s not often you see a Major League hitter plead on behalf of the pitcher who just plunked him, but that’s exactly what we got during the Dodgers’ curb stomping of the Phillies last night.

Instead Of Focusing On Christian Yelich At The Plate, Phillies Fan Picks His Nose And Eats A Booger

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by Tommy Gimler

Everybody picks their nose. It’s just that some are better than others in the discretion department.

Bryce Is Nice In Philly But Nationals Win NL East This Year, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Beating Marlins this year is going to be easier than my ex-girlfriend Akansh, and she was biggest slut in Howrah, bro.

Bryce Harper Apparently Still Wants To Bring A Title To DC Despite Signing With The Phillies

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by Frank Rhombus

If you haven’t heard by now that Bryce Harper will make $330 million over the next 13 years in Philadelphia, you’re probably deaf.

Placido Polanco Received Not One But TWO Votes For The MLB Hall Of Fame

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by Tommy Gimler

The fuck?

Lenny Dykstra Continues His Legal Problems Hot Streak, Gets Arrested After Allegedly Pulling Gun On Uber Driver

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by Tommy Gimler

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