Category Archives: Philadelphia Phillies

Bryce Is Nice In Philly But Nationals Win NL East This Year, Bro

Philadelphia Phillies' Bryce Harper Workout

by Rakesh the Intern

Beating Marlins this year is going to be easier than my ex-girlfriend Akansh, and she was biggest slut in Howrah, bro.

Bryce Harper Apparently Still Wants To Bring A Title To DC Despite Signing With The Phillies

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by Frank Rhombus

If you haven’t heard by now that Bryce Harper will make $330 million over the next 13 years in Philadelphia, you’re probably deaf.

Placido Polanco Received Not One But TWO Votes For The MLB Hall Of Fame

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by Tommy Gimler

The fuck?

Lenny Dykstra Continues His Legal Problems Hot Streak, Gets Arrested After Allegedly Pulling Gun On Uber Driver

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by Tommy Gimler

Nails.

Akbar Gbaja-Biamila Probably Threw The Worst First Pitch Ever At The Phillies-Giants Game

Akbar Gbaja-Biamila first pitch

by Frank Rhombus

Still better than anybody pitching for the Reds, though.

Every National League Team’s 2018 Preview In Two Sentences Or Less

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by Tommy Gimler

Bad news for Pirates and Padres fans, as your teams blow.

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