Category Archives: Philadelphia Phillies

Lenny Dykstra Continues His Legal Problems Hot Streak, Gets Arrested After Allegedly Pulling Gun On Uber Driver

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by Tommy Gimler

Nails.

Akbar Gbaja-Biamila Probably Threw The Worst First Pitch Ever At The Phillies-Giants Game

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by Frank Rhombus

Still better than anybody pitching for the Reds, though.

Every National League Team’s 2018 Preview In Two Sentences Or Less

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by Tommy Gimler

Bad news for Pirates and Padres fans, as your teams blow.

How About NBC 10 Remembering Roy Halladay By Showing Clips Of Him Surrendering Home Runs?

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by Tommy Gimler

What’s next, the Dallas affiliate remembering Michael Irvin when he dies by showing his mugshot?

If You Know How To Read, This Is Probably The Funniest NL East Preview You’ll See

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by Frank Rhombus

It turns out the only thing more fucked up than how the Atlanta Braves dicked over the people and nearby businesses in Cumberland last year was Jose Fernandez behind the wheel of a boat.

MLB Umpire Bob Davidson Threw A Phillies Fan Out Of The Ballpark For Saying ‘You Suck’

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by Tommy Gimler

Bob Davidson is one of the three worst umpires in Major League Baseball. He looks like your stereotypical alcoholic uncle who failed out of high school but somehow still thinks the world evolves around him, and his favorite pastime is bitching about getting laid off from the Dr. Pepper factory again.

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