Category Archives: NL East

There Is Nothing More American Than Bobby Bonilla Day

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s July 1, and that means former MLB slugger Bobby Bonilla woke up this morning to a fresh $1,193,248.20 in his checking account courtesy of the New York Mets.

Keith Hernandez Thinks He’s Off The Air, Says Tanner Roark Is Getting His ‘Tits Lit’

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by Tommy Gimler

So is that good or bad?

This Race Between ‘The Freeze’ And A Cocky Braves Fan Is By Far The Best Sports Video Of The Year

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, unless you count the one I watched this morning in which a busty coed strapped on a baseball bat and gave it to a MILF dressed up as teacher for the better part of eight minutes. Then it’s a distant second place.

Here Are Two Big Reasons To Start Rooting For The Marlins And Yes We’re Talking About Boobs

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by Frank Rhombus

You’re not complaining about pace of play now, are you, you little millennial fucks?

Can You Find The Big Black Dildo In This Picture The Mets Tweeted Friday Night?

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by Tommy Gimler

If you thought Yoenis Cespedes swung a big stick, wait until you see this fucking thing.

Looks Like There’s Plenty Of Room To Dry Hump At The Braves’ New Ballpark

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by Tommy Gimler

The Atlanta Braves said they needed a brand new ballpark to get people to watch them lose in person, but it turns out they’re just like my 91-year-old grandfather’s large intestine: full of shit.

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