Category Archives: NL East

Bryce Is Nice In Philly But Nationals Win NL East This Year, Bro

Philadelphia Phillies' Bryce Harper Workout

by Rakesh the Intern

Beating Marlins this year is going to be easier than my ex-girlfriend Akansh, and she was biggest slut in Howrah, bro.

Bryce Harper Apparently Still Wants To Bring A Title To DC Despite Signing With The Phillies

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by Frank Rhombus

If you haven’t heard by now that Bryce Harper will make $330 million over the next 13 years in Philadelphia, you’re probably deaf.

Placido Polanco Received Not One But TWO Votes For The MLB Hall Of Fame

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by Tommy Gimler

The fuck?

This Whole ‘Digging Up An Athlete’s Tweets When He Was An Ignorant Child’ Thing Needs To Stop Right Now

sean newcomb

by Frank Rhombus

And if you’re a sports agent, your only job this week is to have the hot intern in the office sift through every one of your clients’ tweets.

Noah Syndergaard Heading To The DL With Hand, Foot And Mouth Disease That He Likely Got Working At A Kids Camp

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by Tommy Gimler

There are kicks in the dick, and then there’s this.

It’s The Great American Holiday Known As Bobby Bonilla Day

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s July 1, and that means former MLB slugger Bobby Bonilla woke up this morning to a fresh $1,193,248.20 in his checking account courtesy of the New York Mets.

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