Category Archives: NL East

Darryl Strawberry Admitted To Plowing Broads In The Clubhouse During Games

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by Tommy Gimler

So then I guess you could technically say that he hit more than 39 home runs in ’87.

Happy Bobby Bonilla Day!

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s July 1, and that means former MLB slugger Bobby Bonilla woke up this morning to a fresh $1,193,248.20 in his checking account courtesy of the New York Mets.

The Miami Marlins Might Have Been The First To Report Muhammad Ali’s Death

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by Tommy Gimler

22,269 people who witnessed the Mets defeat the Marlins 6-2 at Marlins Park Friday night might also have been the first members of the general public to receive the news that boxing legend Muhammad Ali had passed away at the age of 74.

So How Many Guys At MLB Headquarters Has Chase Utley Sucked Off?

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by Frank Rhombus

New York’s Noah Syndergaard was ejected today for throwing a 99 MPH fuck you pitch behind the back of Chase Utley. No warning. No “Hey, knock it the fuck off.” No nothing. So, that begs the question, “Exactly how many knob jobs has Utley given the guys at MLB headquarters?”

Jeffrey Loria Continues To Be The Biggest Asshole Owner In All Of Sports

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by Tommy Gimler

Miami Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria is proof that there is no God. Or if there is, somebody needs to tell that dude to cut his vacation short because we need him.

Erick Aybar Misses Braves-Pirates Game After Chicken Bone Gets Stuck In Throat

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by Tommy Gimler

Wade Boggs once missed six games because he fell on his ribcage while trying to take off his cowboy boots. Sammy Sosa once sneezed and wound up on the disabled list because of it. Hell, Luis Polonia once missed the World Series because of rape.

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