Category Archives: Washington Nationals

Bryce Is Nice In Philly But Nationals Win NL East This Year, Bro

Philadelphia Phillies' Bryce Harper Workout

by Rakesh the Intern

Beating Marlins this year is going to be easier than my ex-girlfriend Akansh, and she was biggest slut in Howrah, bro.

Bryce Harper Apparently Still Wants To Bring A Title To DC Despite Signing With The Phillies

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by Frank Rhombus

If you haven’t heard by now that Bryce Harper will make $330 million over the next 13 years in Philadelphia, you’re probably deaf.

You Might Need A Fresh Set Of Drawers After Seeing This Bryce Harper Home Run

bryce harper home run

by Tommy Gimler

Ho. Lee. Shit.

Every National League Team’s 2018 Preview In Two Sentences Or Less

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by Tommy Gimler

Bad news for Pirates and Padres fans, as your teams blow.

Max Scherzer Needed Just 40 Seconds To Strike Out Tim Tebow On Three Pitches

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, what do you know, Harris? Apparently Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball.

Here’s Something You Don’t Want To See After Betting $50 With Your Pal That The Nationals Will Make It To The World Series

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, shit.

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