Category Archives: Washington Nationals

You Might Need A Fresh Set Of Drawers After Seeing This Bryce Harper Home Run

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by Tommy Gimler

Ho. Lee. Shit.

Every National League Team’s 2018 Preview In Two Sentences Or Less

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by Tommy Gimler

Bad news for Pirates and Padres fans, as your teams blow.

Max Scherzer Needed Just 40 Seconds To Strike Out Tim Tebow On Three Pitches

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, what do you know, Harris? Apparently Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball.

Here’s Something You Don’t Want To See After Betting $50 With Your Pal That The Nationals Will Make It To The World Series

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, shit.

If You Know How To Read, This Is Probably The Funniest NL East Preview You’ll See

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by Frank Rhombus

It turns out the only thing more fucked up than how the Atlanta Braves dicked over the people and nearby businesses in Cumberland last year was Jose Fernandez behind the wheel of a boat.

The NL East Will Suck Big Goat Dick In 2016, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

I’ll tell you something, bro. Some of these teams have bigger problems than Uncle Kunal, and we once caught that guy fucking goat at family reunion.

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