Category Archives: New York Mets

Here’s A Rather Shitty Call From Umpire Mike Estabrook In The Diamondbacks Game Yesterday

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by Tommy Gimler

Yup, the sports day before the Mayweather-McGregor fight is slower than the kid who bagged my groceries at Piggly Wiggly this morning.

Here’s Another Play That Pretty Much Sums Up The 2017 New York Mets

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s almost as dangerous being on the New York Mets roster these days as it is going bareback with Charlie Sheen.

Turd Mets Pitcher Hansel Robles Walks Three Rockies In A Row And Throws Last Pitch To The Backstop To Lose Game

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s official: The only thing funnier than the ways the New York Mets come up with to lose baseball games is watching Floyd Mayweather trying to read.

This Mets Fan Downing A Beer With No Hands Is The Highlight Of The Mets’ Season So Far

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by Tommy Gimler

There were surprisingly a ton of Mets fans who showed up in St. Louis for a three-game series between the Cardinals and Mets over the weekend. Unfortunately for them, the Mets did not.

There Is Nothing More American Than Bobby Bonilla Day

bobby bonilla day

by Tommy Gimler

It’s July 1, and that means former MLB slugger Bobby Bonilla woke up this morning to a fresh $1,193,248.20 in his checking account courtesy of the New York Mets.

Keith Hernandez Thinks He’s Off The Air, Says Tanner Roark Is Getting His ‘Tits Lit’

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by Tommy Gimler

So is that good or bad?

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