Category Archives: New York Mets

Noah Syndergaard Heading To The DL With Hand, Foot And Mouth Disease That He Likely Got Working At A Kids Camp

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by Tommy Gimler

There are kicks in the dick, and then there’s this.

It’s The Great American Holiday Known As Bobby Bonilla Day

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s July 1, and that means former MLB slugger Bobby Bonilla woke up this morning to a fresh $1,193,248.20 in his checking account courtesy of the New York Mets.

Lenny Dykstra Continues His Legal Problems Hot Streak, Gets Arrested After Allegedly Pulling Gun On Uber Driver

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by Tommy Gimler

Nails.

Look How Horny These Mets Fans Got After Their Team Won On Opening Day

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by Tommy Gimler

Good lord. I assuming she’d let him and his pals run a train on her if they were there during a World Series Game 7 win.

Every National League Team’s 2018 Preview In Two Sentences Or Less

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by Tommy Gimler

Bad news for Pirates and Padres fans, as your teams blow.

Max Scherzer Needed Just 40 Seconds To Strike Out Tim Tebow On Three Pitches

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, what do you know, Harris? Apparently Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball.

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