Category Archives: New York Mets

J.D. Davis Was Pretty Damn Excited To Face The White Sox Last Night

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by Tommy Gimler

Weird. Thinking about baseball is supposed to get rid of your boner, right?

Dwight Gooden Is Having One Hell Of A Summer

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by Tommy Gimler

Yuge points for your Former Athletes Getting Arrested (FAGA) fantasy league team!

If Your Name Is Bobby Bonilla Then Today Is Your Favorite Day Of The Year

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s July 1, and that means former MLB slugger Bobby Bonilla woke up this morning to a fresh $1,193,248.20 in his checking account courtesy of the New York Mets.

This Is What Happens When You Collide With 245 Pounds Of Pure Beef At First Base

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by Tommy Gimler

Josh Reddick weighs 195 and is sporting the hair of a California pussy. Peter Alonso is 245 pounds of pure American beef. Who you got?

Bryce Is Nice In Philly But Nationals Win NL East This Year, Bro

Philadelphia Phillies' Bryce Harper Workout

by Rakesh the Intern

Beating Marlins this year is going to be easier than my ex-girlfriend Akansh, and she was biggest slut in Howrah, bro.

Noah Syndergaard Heading To The DL With Hand, Foot And Mouth Disease That He Likely Got Working At A Kids Camp

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by Tommy Gimler

There are kicks in the dick, and then there’s this.

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