Category Archives: New York Mets

Can You Find The Big Black Dildo In This Picture The Mets Tweeted Friday Night?

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by Tommy Gimler

If you thought Yoenis Cespedes swung a big stick, wait until you see this fucking thing.

If You Know How To Read, This Is Probably The Funniest NL East Preview You’ll See

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by Frank Rhombus

It turns out the only thing more fucked up than how the Atlanta Braves dicked over the people and nearby businesses in Cumberland last year was Jose Fernandez behind the wheel of a boat.

Watch This Mets Fan Try To Out-Sexy Bartolo ‘Big Sexy’ Colon

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by Tommy Gimler

Just so we’re clear, pissing in the bushes at the Little League World Series when the line to the john is 40 deep is frowned upon, but this is copacetic. Good to know.

A Bottle Of Bud Light Lime Probably Saved A Man’s Life At The Mets-Phillies Game On Saturday

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by Frank Rhombus

It’s like I’ve always said: Drinking saves lives.

Darryl Strawberry Admitted To Plowing Broads In The Clubhouse During Games

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by Tommy Gimler

So then I guess you could technically say that he hit more than 39 home runs in ’87.

Happy Bobby Bonilla Day!

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s July 1, and that means former MLB slugger Bobby Bonilla woke up this morning to a fresh $1,193,248.20 in his checking account courtesy of the New York Mets.

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