Category Archives: New York Mets

Turd Mets Pitcher Hansel Robles Walks Three Rockies In A Row And Throws Last Pitch To The Backstop To Lose Game

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s official: The only thing funnier than the ways the New York Mets come up with to lose baseball games is watching Floyd Mayweather trying to read.

This Mets Fan Downing A Beer With No Hands Is The Highlight Of The Mets’ Season So Far

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by Tommy Gimler

There were surprisingly a ton of Mets fans who showed up in St. Louis for a three-game series between the Cardinals and Mets over the weekend. Unfortunately for them, the Mets did not.

There Is Nothing More American Than Bobby Bonilla Day

bobby bonilla day

by Tommy Gimler

It’s July 1, and that means former MLB slugger Bobby Bonilla woke up this morning to a fresh $1,193,248.20 in his checking account courtesy of the New York Mets.

Keith Hernandez Thinks He’s Off The Air, Says Tanner Roark Is Getting His ‘Tits Lit’

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by Tommy Gimler

So is that good or bad?

This Race Between ‘The Freeze’ And A Cocky Braves Fan Is By Far The Best Sports Video Of The Year

the freeze braves game

by Tommy Gimler

Well, unless you count the one I watched this morning in which a busty coed strapped on a baseball bat and gave it to a MILF dressed up as teacher for the better part of eight minutes. Then it’s a distant second place.

Can You Find The Big Black Dildo In This Picture The Mets Tweeted Friday Night?

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by Tommy Gimler

If you thought Yoenis Cespedes swung a big stick, wait until you see this fucking thing.

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