Category Archives: Miami Marlins

Bryce Is Nice In Philly But Nationals Win NL East This Year, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Beating Marlins this year is going to be easier than my ex-girlfriend Akansh, and she was biggest slut in Howrah, bro.

Every National League Team’s 2018 Preview In Two Sentences Or Less

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by Tommy Gimler

Bad news for Pirates and Padres fans, as your teams blow.

Giancarlo Stanton Can Plow My Sister

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s official: Giancarlo Stanton is hotter than Kate Upton scissoring Charlotte McKinney on a bed made solely of baby seal skins.

This Kid Kicking Dee Gordon Is Easily The Highlight Of The Year For The Cincinnati Reds

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by Tommy Gimler

We were going to post this yesterday, but then Jordan Spieth gave his caddy a dick tap after winning The Open.

Here Are Two Big Reasons To Start Rooting For The Marlins And Yes We’re Talking About Boobs

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by Frank Rhombus

You’re not complaining about pace of play now, are you, you little millennial fucks?

If You Know How To Read, This Is Probably The Funniest NL East Preview You’ll See

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by Frank Rhombus

It turns out the only thing more fucked up than how the Atlanta Braves dicked over the people and nearby businesses in Cumberland last year was Jose Fernandez behind the wheel of a boat.

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