Category Archives: Miami Marlins

Here Are Two Big Reasons To Start Rooting For The Marlins And Yes We’re Talking About Boobs

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by Frank Rhombus

You’re not complaining about pace of play now, are you, you little millennial fucks?

If You Know How To Read, This Is Probably The Funniest NL East Preview You’ll See

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by Frank Rhombus

It turns out the only thing more fucked up than how the Atlanta Braves dicked over the people and nearby businesses in Cumberland last year was Jose Fernandez behind the wheel of a boat.

Christian Yelich Felt The Need To Deny It Was Him In The Video Of A Guy Eating Ass (NSFW)

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by Frank Rhombus

Yeah, we had to wait until midnight on the East Coast to post this shit.

The Miami Marlins Might Have Been The First To Report Muhammad Ali’s Death

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by Tommy Gimler

22,269 people who witnessed the Mets defeat the Marlins 6-2 at Marlins Park Friday night might also have been the first members of the general public to receive the news that boxing legend Muhammad Ali had passed away at the age of 74.

Jeffrey Loria Continues To Be The Biggest Asshole Owner In All Of Sports

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by Tommy Gimler

Miami Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria is proof that there is no God. Or if there is, somebody needs to tell that dude to cut his vacation short because we need him.

The NL East Will Suck Big Goat Dick In 2016, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

I’ll tell you something, bro. Some of these teams have bigger problems than Uncle Kunal, and we once caught that guy fucking goat at family reunion.

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