Category Archives: Atlanta Braves

Bryce Is Nice In Philly But Nationals Win NL East This Year, Bro

Philadelphia Phillies' Bryce Harper Workout

by Rakesh the Intern

Beating Marlins this year is going to be easier than my ex-girlfriend Akansh, and she was biggest slut in Howrah, bro.

This Whole ‘Digging Up An Athlete’s Tweets When He Was An Ignorant Child’ Thing Needs To Stop Right Now

sean newcomb

by Frank Rhombus

And if you’re a sports agent, your only job this week is to have the hot intern in the office sift through every one of your clients’ tweets.

Every National League Team’s 2018 Preview In Two Sentences Or Less

yelich

by Tommy Gimler

Bad news for Pirates and Padres fans, as your teams blow.

This Idiot At A Recent Braves Game Thought The ‘K’ Strikeout Count Was Offensive

sania kay braves idiot

by Tommy Gimler

Yup, Atlanta’s starting pitcher had recorded three strikeouts at the time.

This Race Between ‘The Freeze’ And A Cocky Braves Fan Is By Far The Best Sports Video Of The Year

the freeze braves game

by Tommy Gimler

Well, unless you count the one I watched this morning in which a busty coed strapped on a baseball bat and gave it to a MILF dressed up as teacher for the better part of eight minutes. Then it’s a distant second place.

Looks Like There’s Plenty Of Room To Dry Hump At The Braves’ New Ballpark

atlanta braves new stadium

by Tommy Gimler

The Atlanta Braves said they needed a brand new ballpark to get people to watch them lose in person, but it turns out they’re just like my 91-year-old grandfather’s large intestine: full of shit.

Image Description