Category Archives: Atlanta Braves

This Idiot At A Recent Braves Game Thought The ‘K’ Strikeout Count Was Offensive

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by Tommy Gimler

Yup, Atlanta’s starting pitcher had recorded three strikeouts at the time.

This Race Between ‘The Freeze’ And A Cocky Braves Fan Is By Far The Best Sports Video Of The Year

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, unless you count the one I watched this morning in which a busty coed strapped on a baseball bat and gave it to a MILF dressed up as teacher for the better part of eight minutes. Then it’s a distant second place.

Looks Like There’s Plenty Of Room To Dry Hump At The Braves’ New Ballpark

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by Tommy Gimler

The Atlanta Braves said they needed a brand new ballpark to get people to watch them lose in person, but it turns out they’re just like my 91-year-old grandfather’s large intestine: full of shit.

If You Know How To Read, This Is Probably The Funniest NL East Preview You’ll See

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by Frank Rhombus

It turns out the only thing more fucked up than how the Atlanta Braves dicked over the people and nearby businesses in Cumberland last year was Jose Fernandez behind the wheel of a boat.

Erick Aybar Misses Braves-Pirates Game After Chicken Bone Gets Stuck In Throat

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by Tommy Gimler

Wade Boggs once missed six games because he fell on his ribcage while trying to take off his cowboy boots. Sammy Sosa once sneezed and wound up on the disabled list because of it. Hell, Luis Polonia once missed the World Series because of rape.

The Braves Didn’t Just Fire Fredi Gonzalez For Not Being A Miracle Worker

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by Tommy Gimler

After trading away baseball’s best closer and defensive shortstop as well as several other players who actually knew how to play the game during the last few offseasons, we’re not sure what the Atlanta Braves front office was expecting from manager Fredi Gonzalez this year.

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