Category Archives: NL East

Max Scherzer Needed Just 40 Seconds To Strike Out Tim Tebow On Three Pitches

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, what do you know, Harris? Apparently Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball.

New Mets Manager Mickey Callaway Feels Very Strongly About Not Dry Humping His Guys

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by Tommy Gimler

Maybe going straight for the balloon knot on the first date instead of fucking around with that over the clothes bullshit is what Matt Harvey needs to get back on track.

Daryl Strawberry Said He Used To Hump Chicks Between Innings

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by Tommy Gimler

Move over, Robin Yount. I think I have a new favorite baseball player of all time.

How About NBC 10 Remembering Roy Halladay By Showing Clips Of Him Surrendering Home Runs?

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by Tommy Gimler

What’s next, the Dallas affiliate remembering Michael Irvin when he dies by showing his mugshot?

Here’s A Rather Shitty Call From Umpire Mike Estabrook In The Diamondbacks Game Yesterday

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by Tommy Gimler

Yup, the sports day before the Mayweather-McGregor fight is slower than the kid who bagged my groceries at Piggly Wiggly this morning.

Here’s Another Play That Pretty Much Sums Up The 2017 New York Mets

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s almost as dangerous being on the New York Mets roster these days as it is going bareback with Charlie Sheen.

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