All the NL East posts:

On The 40th Anniversary Of His 715th Home Run, Hank Aaron Decided To Compare President Obama’s Republican Critics To The KKK

Published by rhombus on April 9th, 2014

by Frank Rhombus

The Atlanta Braves are no strangers to freedom of expression. I mean, they throw it in our faces everyday by winning games despite filling their roster with turds like B.J. Upton, Justin Upton, and Dan Uggla. But they really took it to another level during their home opener against the New York Mets last night. (more…)


B.J. Upton Out To Prove Last Year Was No Fluke, He Really Is Pure Dog Shit

Published by tgim on April 5th, 2014

by Tommy Gimler

Sure, the 2014 MLB season is younger than somebody Jerry Sandusky thinks is hot, but Atlanta Braves outfielder B.J. Upton is picking up right where we last saw him: at the bottom of the MLB shit heap. (more…)


DUD MLB Preview: 2014 NL East Projected Standings

Published by tgim on March 26th, 2014

by Tommy Gimler

Everything is falling into place for the New York Mets to be major players…in 2021. (more…)


Somebody Sent Cliff Lee Some Fingernail Clippings In The Mail

Published by tgim on February 24th, 2014

by Tommy Gimler

People send weird shit to athletes and celebrities all the time. Sometimes it’s topless Polaroids. Sometimes panties laced with anthrax. But Philadelphia Phillies starting pitcher Cliff Lee is the only person we’ve ever heard of receiving fingernail clippings. (more…)


2014 MLB Over/Under Win Totals Are Out, You Hookers

Published by tgim on February 18th, 2014

by Tommy Gimler

The thugs in Vegas have released the 2014 over/under win totals for all 30 Major League Baseball teams, and let’s just say there are a few more surprises than getting into a car with R. Kelly. Well, unless for some reason he doesn’t piss on you. (more…)


Carlos Zambrano Is Still A Goddamn Maniac

Published by tgim on January 26th, 2014

by Tommy Gimler

If you made a bet that Carlos Zambrano would throw a punch at somebody before he suited up for a Major League team again, it’s time to collect. Although, since he was known to go Amanda Bynes on his own teammates as well as inanimate objects when he was in the bigs, we can’t imagine your payout netting you more than a few bucks. (more…)