Category Archives: NL East

J.D. Davis Was Pretty Damn Excited To Face The White Sox Last Night

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by Tommy Gimler

Weird. Thinking about baseball is supposed to get rid of your boner, right?

Dwight Gooden Is Having One Hell Of A Summer

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by Tommy Gimler

Yuge points for your Former Athletes Getting Arrested (FAGA) fantasy league team!

MLB Umpire Ejects Pitcher For Hitting Batter, Pitch Was Actually A Breaking Ball

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s not often you see a Major League hitter plead on behalf of the pitcher who just plunked him, but that’s exactly what we got during the Dodgers’ curb stomping of the Phillies last night.

If Your Name Is Bobby Bonilla Then Today Is Your Favorite Day Of The Year

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s July 1, and that means former MLB slugger Bobby Bonilla woke up this morning to a fresh $1,193,248.20 in his checking account courtesy of the New York Mets.

Instead Of Focusing On Christian Yelich At The Plate, Phillies Fan Picks His Nose And Eats A Booger

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by Tommy Gimler

Everybody picks their nose. It’s just that some are better than others in the discretion department.

This Is What Happens When You Collide With 245 Pounds Of Pure Beef At First Base

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by Tommy Gimler

Josh Reddick weighs 195 and is sporting the hair of a California pussy. Peter Alonso is 245 pounds of pure American beef. Who you got?

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