Category Archives: NL East

Christian Yelich Felt The Need To Deny It Was Him In The Video Of A Guy Eating Ass (NSFW)

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by Frank Rhombus

Yeah, we had to wait until midnight on the East Coast to post this shit.

A Bottle Of Bud Light Lime Probably Saved A Man’s Life At The Mets-Phillies Game On Saturday

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by Frank Rhombus

It’s like I’ve always said: Drinking saves lives.

Darryl Strawberry Admitted To Plowing Broads In The Clubhouse During Games

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by Tommy Gimler

So then I guess you could technically say that he hit more than 39 home runs in ’87.

Happy Bobby Bonilla Day!

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s July 1, and that means former MLB slugger Bobby Bonilla woke up this morning to a fresh $1,193,248.20 in his checking account courtesy of the New York Mets.

The Miami Marlins Might Have Been The First To Report Muhammad Ali’s Death

muhammad ali dead

by Tommy Gimler

22,269 people who witnessed the Mets defeat the Marlins 6-2 at Marlins Park Friday night might also have been the first members of the general public to receive the news that boxing legend Muhammad Ali had passed away at the age of 74.

So How Many Guys At MLB Headquarters Has Chase Utley Sucked Off?

syndergaard throws behind utley

by Frank Rhombus

New York’s Noah Syndergaard was ejected today for throwing a 99 MPH fuck you pitch behind the back of Chase Utley. No warning. No “Hey, knock it the fuck off.” No nothing. So, that begs the question, “Exactly how many knob jobs has Utley given the guys at MLB headquarters?”

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