Category Archives: NL East

You Might Need A Fresh Set Of Drawers After Seeing This Bryce Harper Home Run

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by Tommy Gimler

Ho. Lee. Shit.

Akbar Gbaja-Biamila Probably Threw The Worst First Pitch Ever At The Phillies-Giants Game

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by Frank Rhombus

Still better than anybody pitching for the Reds, though.

Look How Horny These Mets Fans Got After Their Team Won On Opening Day

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by Tommy Gimler

Good lord. I assuming she’d let him and his pals run a train on her if they were there during a World Series Game 7 win.

Every National League Team’s 2018 Preview In Two Sentences Or Less

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by Tommy Gimler

Bad news for Pirates and Padres fans, as your teams blow.

Max Scherzer Needed Just 40 Seconds To Strike Out Tim Tebow On Three Pitches

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, what do you know, Harris? Apparently Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball.

New Mets Manager Mickey Callaway Feels Very Strongly About Not Dry Humping His Guys

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by Tommy Gimler

Maybe going straight for the balloon knot on the first date instead of fucking around with that over the clothes bullshit is what Matt Harvey needs to get back on track.

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