Category Archives: NL East

Here’s A Rather Shitty Call From Umpire Mike Estabrook In The Diamondbacks Game Yesterday

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by Tommy Gimler

Yup, the sports day before the Mayweather-McGregor fight is slower than the kid who bagged my groceries at Piggly Wiggly this morning.

Here’s Another Play That Pretty Much Sums Up The 2017 New York Mets

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s almost as dangerous being on the New York Mets roster these days as it is going bareback with Charlie Sheen.

Giancarlo Stanton Can Plow My Sister

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s official: Giancarlo Stanton is hotter than Kate Upton scissoring Charlotte McKinney on a bed made solely of baby seal skins.

Here’s Something You Don’t Want To See After Betting $50 With Your Pal That The Nationals Will Make It To The World Series

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, shit.

Turd Mets Pitcher Hansel Robles Walks Three Rockies In A Row And Throws Last Pitch To The Backstop To Lose Game

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s official: The only thing funnier than the ways the New York Mets come up with to lose baseball games is watching Floyd Mayweather trying to read.

This Kid Kicking Dee Gordon Is Easily The Highlight Of The Year For The Cincinnati Reds

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by Tommy Gimler

We were going to post this yesterday, but then Jordan Spieth gave his caddy a dick tap after winning The Open.

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