Category Archives: NL East

Bartolo Colon Got An RBI Base Hit Today, And It Was The Funniest Thing Since My Grandpa Shit His Pants At Easter

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by Frank Rhombus

Let’s be honest: Watching a fat guy do anything in slow motion is a real treat.

2015 NL East Preview

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by Matty Ballgame

Damn. It’s looks as though Bryce Harper lifted a weight or two in the offseason.

2015 National League Win Total Over/Unders Are Out, You Hookers

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s 12 degrees in Milwaukee today, so odds are that any news about the boys of summer will be a welcome sight for those poor fuckers.

Chipper Jones Doesn’t Think Sandy Hook Happened

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by Tommy Gimler

As a retired baseball player, you have two responsibilities: show up for card signings on time and don’t say anything stupid. Well, I suppose if you can find the time to sleep with your own wife for a change, that would be somewhere on the list as well. Any crap, Chipper Jones fucked that up over the weekend.

Hey Ladies! You Can Go To The NLDS With This Douche, But You’ll Have To Pay For Your Ticket

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by Frank Rhombus

The nerve of this fucking guy.

Ruben Amaro’s Fake Gmail Account Is Shit Your Pants Awesome

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by Tommy Gimler

When Jayson Werth leaves a message entitled “$126 MILLION AND IN FIRST PLACE – BLOW ME,” you’ve got our attention.

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