Category Archives: NL East

This Whole ‘Digging Up An Athlete’s Tweets When He Was An Ignorant Child’ Thing Needs To Stop Right Now

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by Frank Rhombus

And if you’re a sports agent, your only job this week is to have the hot intern in the office sift through every one of your clients’ tweets.

Noah Syndergaard Heading To The DL With Hand, Foot And Mouth Disease That He Likely Got Working At A Kids Camp

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by Tommy Gimler

There are kicks in the dick, and then there’s this.

It’s The Great American Holiday Known As Bobby Bonilla Day

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s July 1, and that means former MLB slugger Bobby Bonilla woke up this morning to a fresh $1,193,248.20 in his checking account courtesy of the New York Mets.

Lenny Dykstra Continues His Legal Problems Hot Streak, Gets Arrested After Allegedly Pulling Gun On Uber Driver

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by Tommy Gimler

Nails.

You Might Need A Fresh Set Of Drawers After Seeing This Bryce Harper Home Run

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by Tommy Gimler

Ho. Lee. Shit.

Akbar Gbaja-Biamila Probably Threw The Worst First Pitch Ever At The Phillies-Giants Game

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by Frank Rhombus

Still better than anybody pitching for the Reds, though.

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