by Tommy Gimler
What’s crazier than the Spanish voice of the Philadelphia Phillies being named Rickie Ricardo? How about the fact that Ricardo might have been responsible for the first ever back-to-back home runs off of Cincinnati Reds closer Aroldis Chapman on Sunday? Or how about the fact that Chapman was able to take the mound without shitting himself after inhaling 18 Cuban pastries before the game? (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
14 MLB teams currently sport a record under .500 in this young 2013 season. And nobody celebrates futility like us. Well, nobody celebrates deplorable futility quite like Taylor Swift, but after her, it’s definitely us. Anyway, since we’re in Joliet, Illinois on a slow Saturday night and we’ve been advised by others to just stay behind our locked hotel room doors, we decided to look at each shitty team and pinpoint at least one shitty stat that has contributed to the team’s shittiness. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
We’ve established hundreds of times now that it doesn’t get any more pathetic than Taylor Swift. Not even the Goo Goo Dolls, Jonas Brothers, or Chicago Cubs could dethrone that talentless cunt. But the Miami Marlins have been so pig shit awful since April 21st that they are coming dangerously close. In fact, they have been so bad that the Miami Heat have recorded more victories over that time period even though they have played in 14 less games. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
Sure, it’s still early in the 2013 MLB season. But just like it’s never too early in the relationship to tell your girlfriend to lose two, three, or thirty pounds, it’s not too early to label these teams as anything other than absolute fucking failures. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler and Michael Louis
What do you get when you lock five sports fans and a comedian in a condo loaded with two bottles of Glenfiddich, eighteen Bud Lights, and a high-speed internet connection? Well, I guess it depends on which part of Los Angeles you live in. But in this case, we’re talking about our first podcast: The DUDcast. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
As we began to compile our preview of the 2013 Arizona Diamondbacks, we suddenly had an epiphany. If Arizona Diamondbacks fans don’t care about the Arizona Diamondbacks, then why would anybody else in the country care about the Arizona Diamondbacks? (more…)
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