Category Archives: NL East

Instead Of Focusing On Christian Yelich At The Plate, Phillies Fan Picks His Nose And Eats A Booger

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by Tommy Gimler

Everybody picks their nose. It’s just that some are better than others in the discretion department.

This Is What Happens When You Collide With 245 Pounds Of Pure Beef At First Base

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by Tommy Gimler

Josh Reddick weighs 195 and is sporting the hair of a California pussy. Peter Alonso is 245 pounds of pure American beef. Who you got?

Bryce Is Nice In Philly But Nationals Win NL East This Year, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Beating Marlins this year is going to be easier than my ex-girlfriend Akansh, and she was biggest slut in Howrah, bro.

Bryce Harper Apparently Still Wants To Bring A Title To DC Despite Signing With The Phillies

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by Frank Rhombus

If you haven’t heard by now that Bryce Harper will make $330 million over the next 13 years in Philadelphia, you’re probably deaf.

Placido Polanco Received Not One But TWO Votes For The MLB Hall Of Fame

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by Tommy Gimler

The fuck?

This Whole ‘Digging Up An Athlete’s Tweets When He Was An Ignorant Child’ Thing Needs To Stop Right Now

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by Frank Rhombus

And if you’re a sports agent, your only job this week is to have the hot intern in the office sift through every one of your clients’ tweets.

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