Category Archives: St. Louis Cardinals

This Should Be Year Cubs Make It Back To World Series, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Look for thousands of pale white people on this Chicago North Side to be drunk and happy this summer, bro.

Cardinals Pitcher Dakota Hudson Finding Out He Made It To The Show Is Something Special

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by Tommy Gimler

The only problem? You guessed it – he plays for the Cardinals.

Yadier Molina Took A 101.5 MPH Tipped Fastball To The Balls Yesterday

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by Tommy Gimler

The 18 margaritas you chugged during yesterday’s Cinco de Mayo celebration are probably making your head hurt quite a bit this morning.

Cardinals Radio Guy Mike Shannon Is Here To Talk ‘Blow Jobs’

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, I’ll be honest. He’s got me listening.

Look How Horny These Mets Fans Got After Their Team Won On Opening Day

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by Tommy Gimler

Good lord. I assuming she’d let him and his pals run a train on her if they were there during a World Series Game 7 win.

Every National League Team’s 2018 Preview In Two Sentences Or Less

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by Tommy Gimler

Bad news for Pirates and Padres fans, as your teams blow.

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