by Tommy Gimler
When an athlete reveals to the world that he is gay, it isn’t news. Or at least it shouldn’t be. But when a major sports publication takes the first male athlete from one of the major four sports to come out of the closet and inadvertently makes him out to be a “super gay,” well then, that’s something to talk about. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler and Michael Louis
What do you get when you lock five sports fans and a comedian in a condo loaded with two bottles of Glenfiddich, eighteen Bud Lights, and a high-speed internet connection? Well, I guess it depends on which part of Los Angeles you live in. But in this case, we’re talking about our first podcast: The DUDcast. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
When Tony LaRussa was in charge of the St. Louis Cardinals, he would have his pitchers throw 96-MPH heaters into the backs of opposing hitters when his team was down 9-3 just for the fuck of it. With Mike Matheny at the helm, he wants to outlaw collisions at home plate. Therefore, we have established that Tony LaRussa was a hardcore badass and Mike Matheny is a big fucking pussy. But regardless of who is in charge of the Cardinals, St. Louis is a perennial contender on the diamond, so once again, you can’t count them out this year. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
St. Louis Cardinals manager Mike Matheny has requested a meeting with Joe Torre, MLB’s Executive VP of Baseball Operations, to discuss the possibility of banning home plate collisions. We think he should go fuck himself. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
The Atlantis Casino in Reno might be as irrelevant as Mindy McCready’s life 364 days of the year, but for the last seven years, they have been the first sportsbook to release Major League Baseball’s over/under win totals. So for that, they can plow my sister. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
Why do untalented people in this country continue to chase their dreams of being a superstar? Two words. Well, at least one of them is a word: Lil Wayne. (more…)
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