Category Archives: St. Louis Cardinals

This Should Be Year Cubs Make It Back To World Series, Bro

March 23, 2019   Chicago Cubs, Cincinnati Reds, Crap, Milwaukee Brewers, MLB, NL Central, Pittsburgh Pirates, St. Louis Cardinals   No comments
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by Rakesh the Intern

Look for thousands of pale white people on this Chicago North Side to be drunk and happy this summer, bro.

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Cardinals Pitcher Dakota Hudson Finding Out He Made It To The Show Is Something Special

July 31, 2018   Crap, MLB, NL Central, St. Louis Cardinals   No comments
Dakota Hudson

by Tommy Gimler

The only problem? You guessed it – he plays for the Cardinals.

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Yadier Molina Took A 101.5 MPH Tipped Fastball To The Balls Yesterday

May 6, 2018   Crap, MLB, NL Central, St. Louis Cardinals   No comments
yadier molina foul ball to the dick

by Tommy Gimler

The 18 margaritas you chugged during yesterday’s Cinco de Mayo celebration are probably making your head hurt quite a bit this morning.

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Cardinals Radio Guy Mike Shannon Is Here To Talk ‘Blow Jobs’

April 9, 2018   Crap, MLB, NL Central, St. Louis Cardinals   No comments
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by Tommy Gimler

Well, I’ll be honest. He’s got me listening.

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Look How Horny These Mets Fans Got After Their Team Won On Opening Day

March 30, 2018   Crap, MLB, New York Mets, NL Central, NL East, St. Louis Cardinals   No comments
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by Tommy Gimler

Good lord. I assuming she’d let him and his pals run a train on her if they were there during a World Series Game 7 win.

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Every National League Team’s 2018 Preview In Two Sentences Or Less

March 27, 2018   Arizona Diamondbacks, Atlanta Braves, Chicago Cubs, Cincinnati Reds, Colorado Rockies, Los Angeles Dodgers, Miami Marlins, Milwaukee Brewers, MLB, New York Mets, NL Central, NL East, NL West, Philadelphia Phillies, Pittsburgh Pirates, San Diego Padres, San Francisco Giants, St. Louis Cardinals, Washington Nationals   No comments
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by Tommy Gimler

Bad news for Pirates and Padres fans, as your teams blow.

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