Category Archives: St. Louis Cardinals

Yadier Molina Took A 101.5 MPH Tipped Fastball To The Balls Yesterday

yadier molina foul ball to the dick

by Tommy Gimler

The 18 margaritas you chugged during yesterday’s Cinco de Mayo celebration are probably making your head hurt quite a bit this morning.

Cardinals Radio Guy Mike Shannon Is Here To Talk ‘Blow Jobs’

shannon

by Tommy Gimler

Well, I’ll be honest. He’s got me listening.

Look How Horny These Mets Fans Got After Their Team Won On Opening Day

mets fingering

by Tommy Gimler

Good lord. I assuming she’d let him and his pals run a train on her if they were there during a World Series Game 7 win.

Every National League Team’s 2018 Preview In Two Sentences Or Less

yelich

by Tommy Gimler

Bad news for Pirates and Padres fans, as your teams blow.

Some Hot Chick Flashed Her Tits At The Cardinals Game Last Night And They Were Sensational

cardinals fan flashes boobs

by Tommy Gimler

Well, it looks as though we have finally found a way to sit through a Cardinals game and not be totally disgusted.

Stephen Piscotty Got Hit By The Ball Three Times In One Inning Last Night

stephen piscotty hit in head

by Tommy Gimler

Stephen Piscotty had one hell of a night last night, but it wasn’t one of those 3-for-the-price-of-1 on choice puss kind of nights.

Image Description