Category Archives: St. Louis Cardinals
Stephen Piscotty Got Hit By The Ball Three Times In One Inning Last Night
by Tommy Gimler
Stephen Piscotty had one hell of a night last night, but it wasn’t one of those 3-for-the-price-of-1 on choice puss kind of nights.
Here’s A Preview Of Every NL Central Team In Two Sentences Or Less
by Tommy Gimler
I have a better shot at fingering Kate Upton in the Tigers clubhouse than the Brewers do at finishing with a winning record this year.
Cubs Fire Second String DJ After The Douche Plays ‘Smack My Bitch Up’ As Aroldis Chapman Leaves The Mound
by Tommy Gimler
I mean, what’s next, using “Two Pina Coladas” for Shin-Soo Choo’s walk-up music? Playing “Rock You Like A Hurricane” during Saints pregame drills a week or two after the next time New Orleans gets ravaged by a hurricane?
Look How Much Fun They’re Having At St. Louis Cardinals Games These Days
by Frank Rhombus
Cardinals fans love to brag about how their fan base is not only the greatest in all of baseball but also in all of sports.
So You Probably Don’t Want To Fuck This Guy
by Frank Rhombus
Being on the wrong end of a 6-1 curb stomping yesterday is probably the least of Carlos Martinez’s worries right now.
