Category Archives: Cincinnati Reds

Here’s A Preview Of Every NL Central Team In Two Sentences Or Less

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by Tommy Gimler

I have a better shot at fingering Kate Upton in the Tigers clubhouse than the Brewers do at finishing with a winning record this year.

Easter Sunday In 1987 Was A Pretty Tits Sports Day

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by Tommy Gimler

Rob. Fucking. Deer.

2016 NL Central Preview

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by Rakesh the Intern

In this division, it looks as though we have Cubs, Cardinals, Pirates and then two shit from pig teams that should do fans favor and forfeit season, bro.

The Argument For And Against Major League Baseball Reinstating Pete Rose

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by Tommy Gimler

MLB commissioner Rob Manfred couldn’t give two fucks that Pete Rose is his sport’s all-time hit leader.

Here’s Pete Rose Betting On The Ponies At Mandalay Bay In The Middle Of The Day

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by Tommy Gimler

In his defense, that 4-6-1 trifecta box was a fucking lock!

Probably The Funniest Tweet Of All Time

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by Tommy Gimler

Thanks to yesterday’s All-Star Game being played in Cincinnati, Reds great Pete Rose was all over our TVs like Kevin Spacey on an unsuspecting male production assistant.

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