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Get The Shit Out Of Your Ears: Our First DUDcast

Published by tgim on April 3rd, 2013

by Tommy Gimler and Michael Louis

What do you get when you lock five sports fans and a comedian in a condo loaded with two bottles of Glenfiddich, eighteen Bud Lights, and a high-speed internet connection? Well, I guess it depends on which part of Los Angeles you live in. But in this case, we’re talking about our first podcast: The DUDcast. (more…)


DUD MLB Preview: Cincinnati Reds

Published by tgim on March 6th, 2013

by Tommy Gimler

There’s only one correct way to describe the 2012 season for the Cincinnati Reds. It was the equivalent to working out hard the entire year, and it finally pays off when you lock eyes with a hot broad with fake tits at Bennigan’s in October. You go over to talk to her, and you are on. You’re funny, charming, and ordering the right drinks. You ask her for her phone number, and she says that she’ll give it to you when you both get back to her place. She slowly removes her dress to reveal those purchased jugs, and you’re thinking that this one is in the bag. But out of nowhere, as her dress hits the floor, you see that she’s really a dude, and your night and your season is over. (more…)


2013 MLB Over/Under Win Totals Are Out

Published by tgim on February 19th, 2013

by Tommy Gimler

The Atlantis Casino in Reno might be as irrelevant as Mindy McCready’s life 364 days of the year, but for the last seven years, they have been the first sportsbook to release Major League Baseball’s over/under win totals. So for that, they can plow my sister. (more…)


The Reds Tell Their Fans To Wait At Least Three More Years Before They Win It All

Published by tgim on October 15th, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

Only two managers in the history of baseball have more than 1,500 regular season wins but zero World Series rings. One of them is dead. The other one is Dusty Baker. (more…)


Why Cincinnati, Oakland, and Baltimore Fans Don’t Deserve A Title

Published by tgim on October 12th, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

During Game 4 of the Tigers-Athletics ALDS Series Wednesday night, TBS/TNT announcer Buck Martinez mentioned how amazing the Oakland Athletics fans were at supporting their team. Bull shit. We’re here to tell you they are some of the worst fans in baseball. (more…)


Studs and DUDs of the Week

Published by tgim on August 6th, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

Ohio was a bipolar state last week as the Reds were amazing again and the Indians were just brutal. Oh, and Aroldis Chapman is a prick… (more…)