Category Archives: Cincinnati Reds

This Kid Kicking Dee Gordon Is Easily The Highlight Of The Year For The Cincinnati Reds

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by Tommy Gimler

We were going to post this yesterday, but then Jordan Spieth gave his caddy a dick tap after winning The Open.

Bold Choice By This Cincinnati Reds Prospect Who Did A Line Of Blow On Snapchat

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by Tommy Gimler

There are very few times in your life when you would have been better off taking a shit in the soda fountain at Arby’s than doing whatever it was that you just did.

Here’s A Preview Of Every NL Central Team In Two Sentences Or Less

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by Tommy Gimler

I have a better shot at fingering Kate Upton in the Tigers clubhouse than the Brewers do at finishing with a winning record this year.

Easter Sunday In 1987 Was A Pretty Tits Sports Day

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by Tommy Gimler

Rob. Fucking. Deer.

2016 NL Central Preview

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by Rakesh the Intern

In this division, it looks as though we have Cubs, Cardinals, Pirates and then two shit from pig teams that should do fans favor and forfeit season, bro.

The Argument For And Against Major League Baseball Reinstating Pete Rose

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by Tommy Gimler

MLB commissioner Rob Manfred couldn’t give two fucks that Pete Rose is his sport’s all-time hit leader.

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