Category Archives: Cincinnati Reds

Josh Hader Just Became The First Reliever To Strike Out 8 Batters In 2 2/3 Innings, Can Plow My Sister

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s hard to believe Jhoulys Chacin makes $8.2 million more than Josh Hader.

Every National League Team’s 2018 Preview In Two Sentences Or Less

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by Tommy Gimler

Bad news for Pirates and Padres fans, as your teams blow.

This Kid Kicking Dee Gordon Is Easily The Highlight Of The Year For The Cincinnati Reds

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by Tommy Gimler

We were going to post this yesterday, but then Jordan Spieth gave his caddy a dick tap after winning The Open.

Bold Choice By This Cincinnati Reds Prospect Who Did A Line Of Blow On Snapchat

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by Tommy Gimler

There are very few times in your life when you would have been better off taking a shit in the soda fountain at Arby’s than doing whatever it was that you just did.

Here’s A Preview Of Every NL Central Team In Two Sentences Or Less

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by Tommy Gimler

I have a better shot at fingering Kate Upton in the Tigers clubhouse than the Brewers do at finishing with a winning record this year.

Easter Sunday In 1987 Was A Pretty Tits Sports Day

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by Tommy Gimler

Rob. Fucking. Deer.

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