Category Archives: Pittsburgh Pirates
Add Starling Marte To The List Of Turds Who Refuse To Just Admit They Knowingly Took PEDs Once They’re Busted
by Tommy Gimler
Pittsburgh Pirates outfielder Starling Marte has 2.2 million reasons to be disappointed with today’s news that he’ll miss the next 80 games after testing positive for nandrolone.
Here’s A Preview Of Every NL Central Team In Two Sentences Or Less
by Tommy Gimler
I have a better shot at fingering Kate Upton in the Tigers clubhouse than the Brewers do at finishing with a winning record this year.
2016 NL Central Preview
by Rakesh the Intern
In this division, it looks as though we have Cubs, Cardinals, Pirates and then two shit from pig teams that should do fans favor and forfeit season, bro.
Josh Harrison Has Been On Fire Since We Called Him A Giant Turd
by Tommy Gimler
On May 13, we wrote an article suggesting Pittsburgh Pirates third baseman Josh Harrison might be the second coming of former Brewers turd Bill Hall. Since then, he’s been hotter than Alice Eve plugging herself with Nicole Neal‘s fist.
