Category Archives: Pittsburgh Pirates

The Reds And Pirates Might Suck Balls But This Brawl Certainly Did Not

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by Tommy Gimler

Yasiel Puig’s last throw for the Cincinnati Reds was a haymaker.

These 3 Teams Should Seriously Think About Unloading Their Entire Roster At The MLB Trade Deadline

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by Tommy Gimler

Thankfully for some of these cities’ sports fans, the NFL season opener is just 37 days away.

This Should Be Year Cubs Make It Back To World Series, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Look for thousands of pale white people on this Chicago North Side to be drunk and happy this summer, bro.

Here’s The Pirates Bullpen Coach Spraying Something On A Reliever’s Arm

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by Frank Rhombus

Rules are for suckers.

Pirates Fan Loses His $12 Can Of Yuengling Trying To Catch Foul Ball

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, technically he only lost about eight bucks worth, but still, what a goddamn tragedy.

Every National League Team’s 2018 Preview In Two Sentences Or Less

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by Tommy Gimler

Bad news for Pirates and Padres fans, as your teams blow.

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