Category Archives: Pittsburgh Pirates

Here’s The Pirates Bullpen Coach Spraying Something On A Reliever’s Arm

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by Frank Rhombus

Rules are for suckers.

Pirates Fan Loses His $12 Can Of Yuengling Trying To Catch Foul Ball

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, technically he only lost about eight bucks worth, but still, what a goddamn tragedy.

Every National League Team’s 2018 Preview In Two Sentences Or Less

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by Tommy Gimler

Bad news for Pirates and Padres fans, as your teams blow.

A Pirates Fan Got Drilled In The Nuts By A Home Run Friday Night

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by Tommy Gimler

An “unfortunate place,” indeed.

MLB Umpire Saves Woman From Jumping Off Pittsburgh Bridge

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by Tommy Gimler

Who needs Batman when you’ve got John Tumpane in town?

Add Starling Marte To The List Of Turds Who Refuse To Just Admit They Knowingly Took PEDs Once They’re Busted

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by Tommy Gimler

Pittsburgh Pirates outfielder Starling Marte has 2.2 million reasons to be disappointed with today’s news that he’ll miss the next 80 games after testing positive for nandrolone.

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