Category Archives: Pittsburgh Pirates

A Pirates Fan Got Drilled In The Nuts By A Home Run Friday Night

pirates fan hit in balls by home run

by Tommy Gimler

An “unfortunate place,” indeed.

MLB Umpire Saves Woman From Jumping Off Pittsburgh Bridge

john tumpane

by Tommy Gimler

Who needs Batman when you’ve got John Tumpane in town?

Add Starling Marte To The List Of Turds Who Refuse To Just Admit They Knowingly Took PEDs Once They’re Busted

starling marte nandrolone

by Tommy Gimler

Pittsburgh Pirates outfielder Starling Marte has 2.2 million reasons to be disappointed with today’s news that he’ll miss the next 80 games after testing positive for nandrolone.

Here’s A Preview Of Every NL Central Team In Two Sentences Or Less

AFP AFP_HQ3UC S BBO USA IL

by Tommy Gimler

I have a better shot at fingering Kate Upton in the Tigers clubhouse than the Brewers do at finishing with a winning record this year.

2016 NL Central Preview

hot cubs fan

by Rakesh the Intern

In this division, it looks as though we have Cubs, Cardinals, Pirates and then two shit from pig teams that should do fans favor and forfeit season, bro.

Josh Harrison Has Been On Fire Since We Called Him A Giant Turd

josh harrison

by Tommy Gimler

On May 13, we wrote an article suggesting Pittsburgh Pirates third baseman Josh Harrison might be the second coming of former Brewers turd Bill Hall. Since then, he’s been hotter than Alice Eve plugging herself with Nicole Neal‘s fist.

Image Description