Category Archives: Pittsburgh Pirates

Add Starling Marte To The List Of Turds Who Refuse To Just Admit They Knowingly Took PEDs Once They’re Busted

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by Tommy Gimler

Pittsburgh Pirates outfielder Starling Marte has 2.2 million reasons to be disappointed with today’s news that he’ll miss the next 80 games after testing positive for nandrolone.

Here’s A Preview Of Every NL Central Team In Two Sentences Or Less

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by Tommy Gimler

I have a better shot at fingering Kate Upton in the Tigers clubhouse than the Brewers do at finishing with a winning record this year.

2016 NL Central Preview

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by Rakesh the Intern

In this division, it looks as though we have Cubs, Cardinals, Pirates and then two shit from pig teams that should do fans favor and forfeit season, bro.

Josh Harrison Has Been On Fire Since We Called Him A Giant Turd

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by Tommy Gimler

On May 13, we wrote an article suggesting Pittsburgh Pirates third baseman Josh Harrison might be the second coming of former Brewers turd Bill Hall. Since then, he’s been hotter than Alice Eve plugging herself with Nicole Neal‘s fist.

Is Josh Harrison The Next Bill Hall?

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by Tommy Gimler

You remember Bill Hall, right? He was that guy on the Brewers who sucked balls.

2015 NL Central Preview

MLB: Chicago Cubs at New York Mets

by Tommy Gimler

Cubs fans are creaming their shorts because “experts” are projecting a record above .500 (barely) for their beloved team, and that just says so much.

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