Category Archives: Pittsburgh Pirates

Every National League Team’s 2018 Preview In Two Sentences Or Less

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by Tommy Gimler

Bad news for Pirates and Padres fans, as your teams blow.

A Pirates Fan Got Drilled In The Nuts By A Home Run Friday Night

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by Tommy Gimler

An “unfortunate place,” indeed.

MLB Umpire Saves Woman From Jumping Off Pittsburgh Bridge

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by Tommy Gimler

Who needs Batman when you’ve got John Tumpane in town?

Add Starling Marte To The List Of Turds Who Refuse To Just Admit They Knowingly Took PEDs Once They’re Busted

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by Tommy Gimler

Pittsburgh Pirates outfielder Starling Marte has 2.2 million reasons to be disappointed with today’s news that he’ll miss the next 80 games after testing positive for nandrolone.

Here’s A Preview Of Every NL Central Team In Two Sentences Or Less

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by Tommy Gimler

I have a better shot at fingering Kate Upton in the Tigers clubhouse than the Brewers do at finishing with a winning record this year.

2016 NL Central Preview

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by Rakesh the Intern

In this division, it looks as though we have Cubs, Cardinals, Pirates and then two shit from pig teams that should do fans favor and forfeit season, bro.

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