Category Archives: NL Central

Pirates Fan Loses His $12 Can Of Yuengling Trying To Catch Foul Ball

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, technically he only lost about eight bucks worth, but still, what a goddamn tragedy.

Brewers Pitcher Adrian Houser Barfed Twice Behind The Mound After Getting Called Up Sunday

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by Tommy Gimler

Brewers manager Craig Counsell had never seen a pitcher puke on the diamond before Adrian Houser got him off the schneid Sunday afternoon at Miller Park.

Watch This White Sox Fan Run Onto The Diamond And Get Absolutely Crushed By Security

white sox fan tackled

by Tommy Gimler

Other than Danny Farquhar throwing out the first pitch Friday night, this is easily the best highlight from Chicago’s 2018 season.

Yadier Molina Took A 101.5 MPH Tipped Fastball To The Balls Yesterday

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by Tommy Gimler

The 18 margaritas you chugged during yesterday’s Cinco de Mayo celebration are probably making your head hurt quite a bit this morning.

Josh Hader Just Became The First Reliever To Strike Out 8 Batters In 2 2/3 Innings, Can Plow My Sister

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s hard to believe Jhoulys Chacin makes $8.2 million more than Josh Hader.

Watch This Tool In Jorts Get Crushed By Security At The Cubs-Rockies Game

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by Frank Rhombus

Jean shorts? Running onto the field? Getting arrested? Man, making quality life choices for this guy is quite the bitch.

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