Category Archives: Chicago Cubs

Umpire Jim Wolf And The Rest Of His Crew Can Eat A Dick For That Curtis Granderson Foul Ball Call Last Night

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by Tommy Gimler

And so can Curtis Granderson for insinuating that his bat touched the ball.

Did Mia Khalifa Really Get Kicked Out Of The Dodgers-Cubs Game For Punching A Dude Who Wanted A Selfie With Her?

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by Tommy Gimler

Easily the most important story facing Planet Earth today.

Watch This Kid Get Drilled By A Foul Ball At The Cubs-White Sox Game

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by Tommy Gimler

Stay in school, kid. Baseball obviously isn’t your thing.

Somebody Blew Up A Condom At Miller Park And Threw It Onto The Field Today

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by Tommy Gimler

Funny. We didn’t think people in Wisconsin used protection.

Here’s A Preview Of Every NL Central Team In Two Sentences Or Less

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by Tommy Gimler

I have a better shot at fingering Kate Upton in the Tigers clubhouse than the Brewers do at finishing with a winning record this year.

Some Truly Remarkable Shit Went Down In Between The Cubs’ Last Two World Series Championships

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by Tommy Gimler

Greatest. Game. Ever.

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