Category Archives: Chicago Cubs

Bears Coach Matt Nagy Wants You To Buy Him ‘Some Penis And Cracker Jacks’ At The Old Ball Game

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by Tommy Gimler

Interesting week for Chicago sports.

Cubs Fan Named ‘Mai Tai Guy’ Steals Home Run Ball From A Child, Is A Big Bag Of S**t

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by Tommy Gimler

He’s wearing number zero for a reason, ladies.

Look How Much Fun They Had At The Cubs-White Sox Game Saturday Night

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by Frank Rhombus

We may have found what caused that 6.9-magnitude quake 2,000 miles away in California Saturday night.

Yu Darvish, Who Sucks, Took Out Three People With One Terrible 99-MPH Fastball

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by Tommy Gimler

Better teach this kid some control before he kills somebody.

This Should Be Year Cubs Make It Back To World Series, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Look for thousands of pale white people on this Chicago North Side to be drunk and happy this summer, bro.

Kudos To This Cubs Fan Who Actually Wrote An Apology Note After The Brewers Finished Ahead Of The Cubs

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by Tommy Gimler

Now if we can just get Cole Hamels to do the same thing, we might actually think of him as something other than a massive turd.

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