Category Archives: Chicago Cubs

Here’s Anthony Rizzo Taking A Shot At The Astros While Mic’d Up During The Cubs Game Today

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by Tommy Gimler

“Someone bang for me.”

Bears Coach Matt Nagy Wants You To Buy Him ‘Some Penis And Cracker Jacks’ At The Old Ball Game

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by Tommy Gimler

Interesting week for Chicago sports.

Cubs Fan Named ‘Mai Tai Guy’ Steals Home Run Ball From A Child, Is A Big Bag Of S**t

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by Tommy Gimler

He’s wearing number zero for a reason, ladies.

Look How Much Fun They Had At The Cubs-White Sox Game Saturday Night

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by Frank Rhombus

We may have found what caused that 6.9-magnitude quake 2,000 miles away in California Saturday night.

Yu Darvish, Who Sucks, Took Out Three People With One Terrible 99-MPH Fastball


by Tommy Gimler

Better teach this kid some control before he kills somebody.

This Should Be Year Cubs Make It Back To World Series, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Look for thousands of pale white people on this Chicago North Side to be drunk and happy this summer, bro.

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