Category Archives: Milwaukee Brewers

Instead Of Focusing On Christian Yelich At The Plate, Phillies Fan Picks His Nose And Eats A Booger

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by Tommy Gimler

Everybody picks their nose. It’s just that some are better than others in the discretion department.

Breaking News: Brewers OF Christian Yelich Out For The Season After Breaking Tibia And Fibula Sliding Into Outfield Wall

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by Tommy Gimler

Milwaukee’s Christian Yelich can still plow my sister, but he won’t be humping anything other than a bottle of Vicodin after the crushing news that he broke his leg in several places during Monday night’s game against Cincinnati.

This Should Be Year Cubs Make It Back To World Series, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Look for thousands of pale white people on this Chicago North Side to be drunk and happy this summer, bro.

Dear God: Next Time Around I’d Like To Be Christian Yelich. Thanks.

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s apparently good to be the reigning NL MVP. Very good.

Milwaukee Vs. Los Angeles In The NLCS: A Closer, More Disgusting Look

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s the matchup that everybody predicted in the 2018 NLCS, as the Milwaukee Brewers host the Los Angeles Dodgers Friday night.

Kudos To This Cubs Fan Who Actually Wrote An Apology Note After The Brewers Finished Ahead Of The Cubs

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by Tommy Gimler

Now if we can just get Cole Hamels to do the same thing, we might actually think of him as something other than a massive turd.

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