Category Archives: Milwaukee Brewers

The Bat Flip Of The Next Generation Looks Just A Tad Unsafe

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by Tommy Gimler

In even more shocking news, they apparently make Hernan Perez jerseys for little kids and people are actually buying them.

Kato Fucking Kaelin Won The 50/50 Raffle At Monday’s Brewers-Orioles Game

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by Tommy Gimler

“The money won’t go very far in L.A.” Yeah, unless you use it on something other than coke.

Macho Man Randy Savage Used To Beat The Piss Out Of Milwaukee’s Brett Phillips In H-O-R-S-E

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by Tommy Gimler

Ooooooooh yeah!

Somebody Blew Up A Condom At Miller Park And Threw It Onto The Field Today

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by Tommy Gimler

Funny. We didn’t think people in Wisconsin used protection.

Breaking News: Brewers OF Ryan Braun Tears Ligament, Out For Season

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by Tommy Gimler

The good news for Brewers fans is that Packers’ training camp starts in less than four months.

Here’s A Preview Of Every NL Central Team In Two Sentences Or Less

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by Tommy Gimler

I have a better shot at fingering Kate Upton in the Tigers clubhouse than the Brewers do at finishing with a winning record this year.

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