Category Archives: Milwaukee Brewers

The Brewers Just Got Absolutely Dicked By The Royals: A Mike Moustakas Story

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by Tommy Gimler

Two months of a .250 hitter in exchange for a five-tool future stud and a Puerto Rican kid? Fuck me.

Pirates Fan Loses His $12 Can Of Yuengling Trying To Catch Foul Ball

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, technically he only lost about eight bucks worth, but still, what a goddamn tragedy.

Brewers Pitcher Adrian Houser Barfed Twice Behind The Mound After Getting Called Up Sunday

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by Tommy Gimler

Brewers manager Craig Counsell had never seen a pitcher puke on the diamond before Adrian Houser got him off the schneid Sunday afternoon at Miller Park.

Watch This White Sox Fan Run Onto The Diamond And Get Absolutely Crushed By Security

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by Tommy Gimler

Other than Danny Farquhar throwing out the first pitch Friday night, this is easily the best highlight from Chicago’s 2018 season.

Josh Hader Just Became The First Reliever To Strike Out 8 Batters In 2 2/3 Innings, Can Plow My Sister

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s hard to believe Jhoulys Chacin makes $8.2 million more than Josh Hader.

Every National League Team’s 2018 Preview In Two Sentences Or Less

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by Tommy Gimler

Bad news for Pirates and Padres fans, as your teams blow.

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