Category Archives: Milwaukee Brewers

Here’s The Exact Date The 2019 Milwaukee Brewers Season Took A Turn For The Worse

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by Tommy Gimler

Through 60 games, the 2019 Milwaukee Brewers looked very much like the 2018 squad that came within one game of making the franchise’s first trip to the World Series since 1982.

Grabbing A Handful Of Boob Is Catching On At Miller Park

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by Tommy Gimler

But why can’t I go out with Jimmy anymore, dad?

Dude Shows Up To Miller Park In Rally Speedo And Propels Brewers To Win Over Reds

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by Tommy Gimler

He wasn’t exactly the Two-Fisted Slobber, but still, enough of his poop chute was on display to get him ejected from the ballpark.

Instead Of Focusing On Christian Yelich At The Plate, Phillies Fan Picks His Nose And Eats A Booger

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by Tommy Gimler

Everybody picks their nose. It’s just that some are better than others in the discretion department.

Breaking News: Brewers OF Christian Yelich Out For The Season After Breaking Tibia And Fibula Sliding Into Outfield Wall

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by Tommy Gimler

Milwaukee’s Christian Yelich can still plow my sister, but he won’t be humping anything other than a bottle of Vicodin after the crushing news that he broke his leg in several places during Monday night’s game against Cincinnati.

This Should Be Year Cubs Make It Back To World Series, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Look for thousands of pale white people on this Chicago North Side to be drunk and happy this summer, bro.

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