Category Archives: Milwaukee Brewers

Macho Man Randy Savage Used To Beat The Piss Out Of Milwaukee’s Brett Phillips In H-O-R-S-E

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by Tommy Gimler

Ooooooooh yeah!

Somebody Blew Up A Condom At Miller Park And Threw It Onto The Field Today

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by Tommy Gimler

Funny. We didn’t think people in Wisconsin used protection.

Breaking News: Brewers OF Ryan Braun Tears Ligament, Out For Season

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by Tommy Gimler

The good news for Brewers fans is that Packers’ training camp starts in less than four months.

Here’s A Preview Of Every NL Central Team In Two Sentences Or Less

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by Tommy Gimler

I have a better shot at fingering Kate Upton in the Tigers clubhouse than the Brewers do at finishing with a winning record this year.

Matt Garza’s Offseason Training Apparently Includes Promoting Abstinence

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by Tommy Gimler

Damn, Brewers fans. Imagine if he put this much effort into locating his fastball.

Jeremy Jeffress Pissed Himself This Morning

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by Frank Rhombus

I mean, I get why he felt the need to drive home after hitting the Henny hard, as there are only a few thousand Uber drivers in the greater Dallas area.

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