Category Archives: NL Central

Here’s Pete Rose Betting On The Ponies At Mandalay Bay In The Middle Of The Day

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by Tommy Gimler

In his defense, that 4-6-1 trifecta box was a fucking lock!

Matt Garza Is Quite The Sack Of Fuck This Year


by Tommy Gimler

At this point, the Milwaukee Brewers are better off sending out a bag of cow shit to the mound. I mean, at least it won’t groove an 86-MPH “fastball” down the middle for an opponent to hit 450 feet over the wall.

Probably The Funniest Tweet Of All Time

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by Tommy Gimler

Thanks to yesterday’s All-Star Game being played in Cincinnati, Reds great Pete Rose was all over our TVs like Kevin Spacey on an unsuspecting male production assistant.

Pedro Strop Thanked The Heavens For His Dog Shit Performance Last Night

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by Tommy Gimler

Somebody needs to tell this kid that pitching one-third of an inning and giving up a home run is no longer considered a good outing for the Cubs.

Some Asshole Was Knitting At Last Night’s Brewers-Nationals Game

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by Frank Rhombus

Just so we’re straight (unlike this fucking guy), I can’t bring a plastic bottle of water into the ballpark if the seal has been broken, but this fucking clown can bring in two knitting needles that could be used to stab a player or poke another fan’s eyes out when they try to make a play on a foul ball? That’s terrific.

Josh Harrison Has Been On Fire Since We Called Him A Giant Turd

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by Tommy Gimler

On May 13, we wrote an article suggesting Pittsburgh Pirates third baseman Josh Harrison might be the second coming of former Brewers turd Bill Hall. Since then, he’s been hotter than Alice Eve plugging herself with Nicole Neal‘s fist.

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