Category Archives: NL Central

Add Starling Marte To The List Of Turds Who Refuse To Just Admit They Knowingly Took PEDs Once They’re Busted

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by Tommy Gimler

Pittsburgh Pirates outfielder Starling Marte has 2.2 million reasons to be disappointed with today’s news that he’ll miss the next 80 games after testing positive for nandrolone.

Somebody Blew Up A Condom At Miller Park And Threw It Onto The Field Today

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by Tommy Gimler

Funny. We didn’t think people in Wisconsin used protection.

Bold Choice By This Cincinnati Reds Prospect Who Did A Line Of Blow On Snapchat

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by Tommy Gimler

There are very few times in your life when you would have been better off taking a shit in the soda fountain at Arby’s than doing whatever it was that you just did.

Stephen Piscotty Got Hit By The Ball Three Times In One Inning Last Night

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by Tommy Gimler

Stephen Piscotty had one hell of a night last night, but it wasn’t one of those 3-for-the-price-of-1 on choice puss kind of nights.

Breaking News: Brewers OF Ryan Braun Tears Ligament, Out For Season

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by Tommy Gimler

The good news for Brewers fans is that Packers’ training camp starts in less than four months.

Here’s A Preview Of Every NL Central Team In Two Sentences Or Less

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by Tommy Gimler

I have a better shot at fingering Kate Upton in the Tigers clubhouse than the Brewers do at finishing with a winning record this year.

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