Category Archives: NL Central

Look How Much Fun They’re Having At St. Louis Cardinals Games These Days

drunk pantsless cardinals fan

by Frank Rhombus

Cardinals fans love to brag about how their fan base is not only the greatest in all of baseball but also in all of sports.

Not Everybody With The Cubs Is Having A Good Year

jean machi

by Tommy Gimler

Five players in the Chicago Cubs organization are in line to start the All-Star Game next month. Others are getting arrested for pissing on cars.

Boy, Carlos Gomez Is A Real Bag Of Shit

carlos gomez sucks

by Tommy Gimler

It turns out the Milwaukee Brewers could have traded Mike Fiers and Carlos Gomez to Houston for a Carlos Correa used condom last year, and they still would have made out on the deal.

So You Probably Don’t Want To Fuck This Guy


by Frank Rhombus

Being on the wrong end of a 6-1 curb stomping yesterday is probably the least of Carlos Martinez’s worries right now.

Thursday Night Was About As Good As It Gets For A Sports Night

jake arrieta no hitter

by Tommy Gimler

If you’re not a fan of double-overtime winners on the ice, no-hitters, or game-winning shots with time winding down in playoff basketball games, well, then you can just go fuck yourself.

Banning ‘Try Not To Suck’ Shirts At Busch Stadium Is Yet Another Reason Why The Cardinals Can Eat A Dick

try not to suck

by Tommy Gimler

The pussification of America continues.

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