Category Archives: NL Central

The Milwaukee Brewers Wall Of Honor Is A Goddamn Joke

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by Tommy Gimler

It looks as though there’s only one requirement to have your name forever enshrined on the Brewers Wall of Honor outside of Miller Park in Milwaukee: “Must have at one time received a salary from the Brewers.”

Remembering The Time Rickie Weeks Swung And Missed During The Home Run Derby

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by Tommy Gimler

Even crazier than that? You guessed it: Dude is still on a big league roster. Oh, and wouldn’t you know it, that team is in last place. Go figure.

Look How Much Fun They’re Having At St. Louis Cardinals Games These Days

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by Frank Rhombus

Cardinals fans love to brag about how their fan base is not only the greatest in all of baseball but also in all of sports.

Not Everybody With The Cubs Is Having A Good Year

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by Tommy Gimler

Five players in the Chicago Cubs organization are in line to start the All-Star Game next month. Others are getting arrested for pissing on cars.

Boy, Carlos Gomez Is A Real Bag Of Shit

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by Tommy Gimler

It turns out the Milwaukee Brewers could have traded Mike Fiers and Carlos Gomez to Houston for a Carlos Correa used condom last year, and they still would have made out on the deal.

So You Probably Don’t Want To Fuck This Guy

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by Frank Rhombus

Being on the wrong end of a 6-1 curb stomping yesterday is probably the least of Carlos Martinez’s worries right now.

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