Category Archives: NL Central

Here’s A Preview Of Every NL Central Team In Two Sentences Or Less

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by Tommy Gimler

I have a better shot at fingering Kate Upton in the Tigers clubhouse than the Brewers do at finishing with a winning record this year.

Matt Garza’s Offseason Training Apparently Includes Promoting Abstinence

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by Tommy Gimler

Damn, Brewers fans. Imagine if he put this much effort into locating his fastball.

Some Truly Remarkable Shit Went Down In Between The Cubs’ Last Two World Series Championships

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by Tommy Gimler

Greatest. Game. Ever.

John Lackey Always Has Been, Still Is And Always Will Be A Gigantic Turd

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by Tommy Gimler

All is right on the North Side today, as the beloved Chicago Cubs curb stomped the Los Angeles Dodgers 10-2 in Game 4 of the NLCS last night, knotting the series at two games apiece.

5 Bold Predictions For The 2016 World Series

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s been 19 years since that turd Jose Mesa couldn’t get three outs in the bottom of the ninth inning in Game 7 for the Tribe, and the last time the Cubs played in a World Series, all professional baseball players were white. Starting tonight, something’s gotta give.

The Cubs Got So Shithoused After Last Night’s Thrilling Win That One Of Them Fell Off The Bus This Morning

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by Tommy Gimler

Thank God it wasn’t David Ross or he probably would have busted a hip.

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