Category Archives: NL Central

Probably The Funniest Tweet Of All Time

pete rose standing ovation

by Tommy Gimler

Thanks to yesterday’s All-Star Game being played in Cincinnati, Reds great Pete Rose was all over our TVs like Kevin Spacey on an unsuspecting male production assistant.

Pedro Strop Thanked The Heavens For His Dog Shit Performance Last Night

pedro strop thanks the heavens

by Tommy Gimler

Somebody needs to tell this kid that pitching one-third of an inning and giving up a home run is no longer considered a good outing for the Cubs.

Some Asshole Was Knitting At Last Night’s Brewers-Nationals Game

asshole knitting at brewers game

by Frank Rhombus

Just so we’re straight (unlike this fucking guy), I can’t bring a plastic bottle of water into the ballpark if the seal has been broken, but this fucking clown can bring in two knitting needles that could be used to stab a player or poke another fan’s eyes out when they try to make a play on a foul ball? That’s terrific.

Josh Harrison Has Been On Fire Since We Called Him A Giant Turd

josh harrison

by Tommy Gimler

On May 13, we wrote an article suggesting Pittsburgh Pirates third baseman Josh Harrison might be the second coming of former Brewers turd Bill Hall. Since then, he’s been hotter than Alice Eve plugging herself with Nicole Neal‘s fist.

Is Josh Harrison The Next Bill Hall?

josh harrison is the next bill hall

by Tommy Gimler

You remember Bill Hall, right? He was that guy on the Brewers who sucked balls.

Reds Manager Bryan Price Says ‘Fuck’ 77 Times In Epic Rant About Cincinnati Media

price

by Tommy Gimler

Mainstream media blows. Whether it’s the turds at ESPN or the soulless fucks at Cincinnati’s local news outlets, a true journalistic approach to reporting is a rarity these days, as it’s now just a game of “who can report it first no matter the consequences.” And it fucking sounds like that’s what has fucking Reds manager Bryan Price’s fucking panties in a fucking bunch.

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