Category Archives: NL Central

Jack White Is Probably The Scariest Looking Baseball Fan Of All-Time

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by Tommy Gimler

Maybe if he wasn’t following such a dog shit team like the Cubs, Jack White would be just a tad on the happier side.

The Funniest First Half Breakdown For All 30 MLB Teams

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by Tommy Gimler

Brewers and Athletics fans probably have permaboners, as their respective teams have been hotter than Kate Upton and Imogen Thomas bumping hump holes. Meanwhile, if the old fucks in St. Petersburg nursing homes haven’t had a chance to catch any Tampa Bay Rays games yet, they should just take a look in their diapers to see what their team has been playing like.

This “Vote Lucroy For Starting All-Star Game Catcher” Ad Is Hysterical

Vote For Lucroy

by Tommy Gimler

Making a funny video in hopes of getting voted to the MLB All-Star Game is becoming almost as trendy as getting raped in an East Coast frat house. But this video released by the Milwaukee Brewers yesterday for catcher Jonathan Lucroy is probably the funniest one we’ve ever seen.

Hey, John Axford Sucks Again

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by Tommy Gimler

Only in meteorology, Congress, and sports can you be a worthless turd and still earn some pretty good coin. The Cleveland Indians gave John Axford $5 million in the offseason to finish their games in 2014, and I suppose he’s technically doing that. It’s just that he’s finishing their games as one pathetic loser.

A Backup Catcher Is Apparently The Real Life Roy Hobbs

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by Tommy Gimler

Unless you live in the Milwaukee or Pittsburgh metropolitan areas, odds are you weren’t tuned into the Brewers-Pirates game because you were busy doing anything else. But in the sixth inning of their 5-3 win, Brewers backup catcher Martin Maldonado reached first base after literally knocking the cover off the ball.

The Best Team in Baseball Is…Wait, The Brewers?

Milwaukee Brewers win nine in a row

by Frank Rhombus

If you would have told me two weeks ago that the Brewers would be the owners of baseball’s best record at 9-2 on April 12th after winning eight games in a row, I would have said you’re fucking high, dad. But that’s exactly what has happened in Milwaukee thanks to an offensive attack almost as fearful as the thought of Rosie O’Donnell on bath salts and a tits pitching staff that boasts the best ERA in baseball.

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