Category Archives: NL Central

Jeremy Jeffress Pissed Himself This Morning

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by Frank Rhombus

I mean, I get why he felt the need to drive home after hitting the Henny hard, as there are only a few thousand Uber drivers in the greater Dallas area.

And Here We Have A Cubs Fan Getting Jerked Off During A Win Against The Brewers

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by Tommy Gimler

What an exciting year it’s been for the Chicago Cubs!

Cubs Fire Second String DJ After The Douche Plays ‘Smack My Bitch Up’ As Aroldis Chapman Leaves The Mound


by Tommy Gimler

I mean, what’s next, using “Two Pina Coladas” for Shin-Soo Choo’s walk-up music? Playing “Rock You Like A Hurricane” during Saints pregame drills a week or two after the next time New Orleans gets ravaged by a hurricane?

The Milwaukee Brewers Wall Of Honor Is A Goddamn Joke

brewers wall of honor

by Tommy Gimler

It looks as though there’s only one requirement to have your name forever enshrined on the Brewers Wall of Honor outside of Miller Park in Milwaukee: “Must have at one time received a salary from the Brewers.”

Remembering The Time Rickie Weeks Swung And Missed During The Home Run Derby

rickie weeks home run derby swing and miss

by Tommy Gimler

Even crazier than that? You guessed it: Dude is still on a big league roster. Oh, and wouldn’t you know it, that team is in last place. Go figure.

Look How Much Fun They’re Having At St. Louis Cardinals Games These Days

drunk pantsless cardinals fan

by Frank Rhombus

Cardinals fans love to brag about how their fan base is not only the greatest in all of baseball but also in all of sports.

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